I'm back from my Pride month break. How are all you hetero Cashews?

[Lokmar]

His sister is gorgeous. I knew them when we were all children. We grew up in the same neighborhood. I was very close with his sister.

Since i broke up with him, we havent stayed in touch. He had a huge tantrum about how if im not staying friends with him its fucked up if me and his sister stay friends.

So i just cut them all out. It hurt but not everyone is supposed to be in your life forever.

But she was the one i really grieved the hardest. My kids really missed her too. Arabic men suck. No matter how "westernized" they seem...they are control freaks.

 This is her and she was stunning. Pictures dont even do her justice.

Neither of your asses, not even together, are good enough for Herman!!!! Eat some fukin triple cheeseburgers FFS!!!!!


Sorry, I couldnt resist!    

[Dove]

Neither of your asses, not even together, are good enough for Herman!!!! Eat some fukin triple cheeseburgers FFS!!!!!


Sorry, I couldnt resist!   

Im turning 45 this summer 

Ive become intense about staying in shape. I dont want to hit that point in middle age where the odds of coming back are slim to nothing. Then all ill have to look forward too is a cascade of medical tribulations. Diabetes and heart failure and weeping skin. 

 I have been extra the past few years with taking care of myself. Probably because year 3 living with the love of my life.

[Herman]

Im turning 45 this summer 

Ive become intense about staying in shape. I dont want to hit that point in middle age where the odds of coming back are slim to nothing. Then all ill have to look forward too is a cascade of medical tribulations. Diabetes and heart failure and weeping skin. 

 I have been extra the past few years with taking care of myself. Probably because year 3 living with the love of my life.

You got that right kid.

About ten years ago I was in my late forties and the heaviest I had ever been in life. At least forty pounds overweight.

I made the decision then that I better do something about it now before it's too late. All it took for me was laying off the bread. I am active. A lot more active than most fellas in their late fifties.

I aint saying one diet change will work for everybody, but it did for me. The point is always look for the easiest change first.

[Dove]

You got that right kid.

About ten years ago I was in my late forties and the heaviest I had ever been in life. At least forty pounds overweight.

I made the decision that I better do something about this now before it's too late. All it took for me was laying off the bread. I am active. A lot more active than most fellas in their late fifties.

I aint saying one diet change will work for everybody, but it did for me. The point is always look for the easiest change first.

 Ive always been pretty fit and healthy. I was a dancer for many years and i work out a lot. Ive always taken really good care of myself.

 But i dont like telling people what i eat or how i work out or what products i use on my skin...what vitamins and supplements i take. Because everyones body is different.

 What works for me may not be good for someone else.

 My man is around 390 pounds. Mind you he is 6'7 so he wears it well.  He is turning 47 this summer and he has started really wanting me to start teaching him all my healthy habits and helping him.

 Which is cute because for years he would make fun of me and give me shit for it. He always accused me of being a dirty hippie because i prefer clean, eco friendly products and businesses.

 I have slowly converted him so well he just picks the healthier and cleaner versions of everything now without any prompting lol.

 Bread is gonna be rough to let go of over here. We at least bake our own bread here but still. Losing most carbs for a while would help him.

[Herman]

Kid you will be okay as long as do not let yourself get like these two heifers. And no Palestine bullshit either. It makes gals fat.

[Shen Li]

Kid you will be okay as long as do not let yourself get like these two heifers. And no Palestine bullshit either. It makes gals fat.

Why are all white women who shill for Hamas so fucking hideous.

[JOE]

My man is around 390 pounds. Mind you he is 6'7 so he wears it well.  He is turning 47 this summer and he has started really wanting me to start teaching him all my healthy habits and helping him.

He must be Fat Dove Dove.

Don't you get crushed when he lies on top of you?!

[Dove]

He must be Fat Dove Dove.

Don't you get crushed when he lies on top of you?!

He is thick. Not thin at all but not fat either. I much prefer men who are a bit chonky. He is extremely tall.  If he were thin he would look weird imo.

And nope, he doesnt crush me at all. Im 5'1 and 120 pounds. I like feeling like a helpless little rag doll.

[DKG]

He is thick. Not thin at all but not fat either. I much prefer men who are a bit chonky. He is extremely tall.  If he were thin he would look weird imo.

And nope, he doesnt crush me at all. Im 5'1 and 120 pounds. I like feeling like a helpless little rag doll.

Dove, I know it's none of my business, but why do you indulge the seventy year old attention starved troll? You are head and shoulders above that geriatric jackass.

[Dove]

Dove, I know it's none of my business, but why do you indulge the seventy year old attention starved troll? You are head and shoulders above that geriatric jackass.

 I dont mind Joe really and i love talking about my partner 

 Plus if im on a forum, its because im bored lol.

[Frood]

I find it interesting that they call it Pride, which happens to be among the deadly sins. What exactly do LGBT crowd have to be proud of? Their sexuality? What?

Same with patriotism...

[Frood]

He is thick. Not thin at all but not fat either. I much prefer men who are a bit chonky. He is extremely tall.  If he were thin he would look weird imo.

And nope, he doesnt crush me at all. Im 5'1 and 120 pounds. I like feeling like a helpless little rag doll.

My favourite height to weight ratio on a chick. Curvy and you can rest your beer on her head. 

[DKG]

I dont mind Joe really and i love talking about my partner 

 Plus if im on a forum, its because im bored lol.

I get it.

Joe can definitely relate to boredom. Joe and Edward are on forums at least sixteen hours a day.

[Brent]

I get it.

Joe can definitely relate to boredom. Joe and Edward are on forums at least sixteen hours a day.

Broke Joe and Eddie the chug are known by the RCMP as criminal stalkers.

[Dove]

My favourite height to weight ratio on a chick. Curvy and you can rest your beer on her head. 

When him and dated back in 1999, i always...ALWAYS wore heels. And platforms. He still towered over me but i tried.

One time we were standing in the kitchen and he just snapped a picture of me from his perspective. Ive never felt so insulted in all my life. I literally looked like i was about to ask for uppies