It's a conspiracy!

[Brent]

I nominate Lokmar 

I second that.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

I second that.

Me third.   

[Oliver the Second]

Mister Tinfoil Hat's take on why Trump attacked Iran -


Two days ago there was a 5.1 earthquake not far from Tehran. Earthquakes are very common in Iran so this is nothing unusual and was probably just another everyday tremor.

However an underground detonation of a nuclear bomb will produce an earthquake of about the same size. You can tell if the quake was caused by a nuke because the quake puts out a different 'signature' than if a normal quake had hit.

It was indeed a normal quake but somebody who wanted Iran attacked forged the report to show a nuke signature and provided it to President Trump. Thinking Iran had just detonated a test nuke Trump decided he had to strike before they could refine enough to make another one. He originally didn't want to but it was now or never.

Watching him address the nation like night he looked nervous, almost frightened, like this wasn't the way he wanted it to play out but he was forced into it by someone else.

It could turn out to me the most world-changing troll ever pulled off. Or world-ending troll, guess we'll find out. 

[DKG]

Mister Tinfoil Hat's take on why Trump attacked Iran -


Two days ago there was a 5.1 earthquake not far from Tehran. Earthquakes are very common in Iran so this is nothing unusual and was probably just another everyday tremor.

However an underground detonation of a nuclear bomb will produce an earthquake of about the same size. You can tell if the quake was caused by a nuke because the quake puts out a different 'signature' than if a normal quake had hit.

It was indeed a normal quake but somebody who wanted Iran attacked forged the report to show a nuke signature and provided it to President Trump. Thinking Iran had just detonated a test nuke Trump decided he had to strike before they could refine enough to make another one. He originally didn't want to but it was now or never.

Watching him address the nation like night he looked nervous, almost frightened, like this wasn't the way he wanted it to play out but he was forced into it by someone else.

It could turn out to me the most world-changing troll ever pulled off. Or world-ending troll, guess we'll find out. 

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