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Conman Carney is Turning Canaduh into a Dictatorship

Started by Herman, June 21, 2025, 04:09:30 PM

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Shen Li

Quote from: Herman on June 26, 2025, 03:17:44 PMAs federal government policy erodes freedoms and upward mobility, Canada faces a dark dystopian future.

This is from a prog think tank. Even progs admit, this country is facing a bleak future.

https://www.blogto.com/city/2025/04/report-dystopian-outlook-canada-by-2040/#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20report%20released%20in%20early%202025,on%20the%20trajectory%20the%20country%20is%20currently%20following.
Canada will become a less attractive destination for immigrants, and there could be an exodus of young workers. . Some Canadians may start to hunt, fish, and forage on public lands and waterways, disregarding government regulations.

In extreme cases, people could reject the state's legitimacy, leading to higher rates of tax evasion or other forms of civil disobedience.
Of course Canadians with the skills are going to leave. It's been happening for a while now. Why would they stay.

Canada will export it's most talented and productive while importing the world's losers.

Birds won't want to lay eggs in Canada if the next decade is like the last one.

Herman



Starring: The Tightrope-Swinging Monkey Himself Mark "Globalist Gumby" Carney!
ACT I  "Hanging by the Nose Ring of Progress"
Prepare yourselves, dear audience, as Carney takes the stage with his signature move: the inflationary backflip of denial, twisting mid-air through imported ideologies while clinging desperately to a nose ring connected directly to Klaus Schwab's basement Wi-Fi.
Watch in stunned horror or delight, we won't judge as he gracefully somersaults over the Canadian economy, pausing only to light trade relations with the United States on fire and use the ashes to stencil his next opinion piece in The Guardian.

By the end of the act, he's juggling burning bridges, frozen mortgages, and glowing virtue signals all while whispering sweet nothings about equity into a microphone made of taxpayer-funded despair.

ACT II  "The Ballet of the Silenced Masses"
Now dim the lights and hush your speech because here comes the censorship act!

Carney, dressed in sequined technocratic robes, ascends a platform built from CBC talking points and fake smiles. He balances delicately on one trembling toe of moral superiority, while spinning a flaming gavel over his head marked "Misinformation Emergency."
He doesn't just censor.

He pirouettes across the Charter of Rights, sets Section 2(b) on fire, and kicks it into the crowd like a flaming beach ball. Applause is mandatory. Dissent will be considered a scheduling error.
ACT III  "The Grand Finale: Democracy Disemboweled!"

Behold, as our performers bring out the great saw of Regulation. They lower a box labeled "Free Speech" onto the stage. In goes liberty, in goes dissent, in goes your grandmother's Facebook account.
And with a grin that would make Orwell rise from the grave just to scream, they saw it all in half.

But wait here's the twist! The halves don't separate. Because under the floor is a magnet labeled "National Security Exception."
Cue the confetti cannons they shoot shredded privacy legislation.

And before you leave, don't forget to visit our gift shop!
Pick up your "I Heart My Surveillance State" mug, your "Silence is Strength" hoodie, and a plush Mark Carney doll that cries every time a small business tries to speak.
The Canadian Circus: Where your rights are just another act and the clowns never leave.
Enjoy the show.

Before the power goes out...
...or the next emergency is declared.

DKG

Quote from: Shen Li on June 26, 2025, 08:42:43 PMOf course Canadians with the skills are going to leave. It's been happening for a while now. Why would they stay.

Canada will export it's most talented and productive while importing the world's losers.

Birds won't want to lay eggs in Canada if the next decade is like the last one.
Economists from the nation's banks are warning that the lost decade under Trudeau will become the second lost decade under Carney.
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Herman

Conman Carney will give them what these traitors demand. Some of it  anyway. Trump would give them the middle finger.

Shen Li

Quote from: DKG on June 29, 2025, 10:32:51 AMEconomists from the nation's banks are warning that the lost decade under Trudeau will become the second lost decade under Carney.
Nothing has changed. It's the same inept assholes running the show and running Canada into the ground.

JOE

Quote from: Shen Li on June 26, 2025, 08:42:43 PMOf course Canadians with the skills are going to leave. It's been happening for a while now. Why would they stay.

Canada will export it's most talented and productive while importing the world's losers.

Birds won't want to lay eggs in Canada if the next decade is like the last one.

I'd still rather live in Canada than many other countries avatar_Shen Li Shen
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DKG

Quote from: Shen Li on June 30, 2025, 01:10:53 AMNothing has changed. It's the same inept assholes running the show and running Canada into the ground.
They did turn the consumer carbon tax into a hidden higher industrial carbon tax. That will really help exports and make life affordable. :crazy:

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