I Will Renounce My Canadian Citizenship In 2.5 Years

[Lokmar]

Great country, none beddah Lokmar!

No guns allowed tho!

I'm so delighted that you have the opportunity to live next to the best country in the world Lokmar!

4 Cucknadian citizens here say the exact opposite, josephine. PWN3D!

[Thiel]

I've never lived in Canduhduh and wouldnt want to! Having lived in Illinois and visited many other states, its hard to imagine somewhere worse tan hl here!

I can't blame anybody about not wanting to live in Canada anymore. It has a depressing present and a bleak future.

[Thiel]

Great country, none beddah Lokmar!

No guns allowed tho!

I'm so delighted that you have the opportunity to live next to the best country in the world Lokmar!

Sweetie, stop lying or you'll lose your allowance for a month.

Canada is not even a top ten country anymore. It is dropping as we speak.

Canada has a very high rate of gun ownership. Both legal and illegal.

[Thiel]

4 Cucknadian citizens here say the exact opposite, josephine. PWN3D!

It's like someone telling you Illinois is the best state in the union. You know better. So do we about Canada.

[DKG]

Sweetie, stop lying or you'll lose your allowance for a month.

Canada is not even a top ten country anymore. It is dropping as we speak.

Canada has a very high rate of gun ownership. Both legal and illegal.

Unless someone quotes Joe's lame trolling or he spams with "new" threads I forget he's still here.

What you posted is the reality of Canada in 2025. And if anyone thinks there are no guns in Canada, I dare them to walk along a rural road forest line in the fall during wild turkey hunting season without wearing bright orange.

[DKG]

4 Cucknadian citizens here say the exact opposite, josephine. PWN3D!

Joe's jurassic era trolling is beyond boring and lame. It is desperate.

Even Flynn's trolling is more relevant to the reality of forums today.

[Thiel]

Unless someone quotes Joe's lame trolling or he spams with "new" threads I forget he's still here.

What you posted is the reality of Canada in 2025. And if anyone thinks there are no guns in Canada, I dare them to walk along a rural road forest line in the fall during wild turkey hunting season without wearing bright orange.

Jo Jo is still here. Adorable bald spot and all. But, only myself and Lokmar who Jo Jo has a crush on reply to my honeybunch.

Oh and I would move back to Canada if it was the fantasy country my spouse makes it out to be. It is far from Jo Jo's fibs so that is why I am in America with a better life than I had in Canada.

[Herman]

Unless someone quotes Joe's lame trolling or he spams with "new" threads I forget he's still here.

Jo Jo is still here. Adorable bald spot and all. But, only myself and Lokmar who Jo Jo has a crush on reply to my honeybunch.

Oh and I would move back to Canada if it was the fantasy country my spouse makes it out to be. It is far from Jo Jo's fibs so that is why I am in America with a better life than I had in Canada.

Joe who?

[Trumplover]

Joe's jurassic era trolling is beyond boring and lame. It is desperate.

Even Flynn's trolling is more relevant to the reality of forums today.

Shut the fuck up you yellowed skinned pussy. I hate to interrupt you as you have you midnight snack consisting of feline testicles tossed in chili sauce, but I feel you're talking some pretty massive shit, like you like doing if your past behavior is any indication. Anyways.

Why are you lying to Flea? You told her my Flynn account was all good. When in fact our last interaction had you saying that I couldn't post here. Which I still cannot. Is this what you North Korean dog eaters do? You start lying to everyone because some stranger on the internet hurted your slant-eyed feelings?

Grow the fuck up you fat round gook. If you weren't such a fucking dipshit when it comes to average online forum security, you wouldn't have been embarrassed that someone as stupid as me could easily override your whole entire online security protocol here and turn your forum into shambles. I let you know about them so you could fix them. I didn't harm anyone. Though I could have gleaned emails and other personal identifying information. But awesome me didn't do that.

Now fucking apologize to me you lying shitbag before I curb stomp your fish smelling ass into next week. Matter of fact you owe the entire forum an apology for being such a pussy wrapped in seaweed and rice. Apologize to jack for being a shitty forum owner that was part of the jack troll. Admit it you soy sauce guzzling Lokmar cock sucker. Say it!

[JOE]

Shut the fuck up you yellowed skinned pussy. I hate to interrupt you as you have you midnight snack consisting of feline testicles tossed in chili sauce, but I feel you're talking some pretty massive shit, like you like doing if your past behavior is any indication. Anyways.

Why are you lying to Flea? You told her my Flynn account was all good. When in fact our last interaction had you saying that I couldn't post here. Which I still cannot. Is this what you North Korean dog eaters do? You start lying to everyone because some stranger on the internet hurted your slant-eyed feelings?

Grow the fuck up you fat round gook. If you weren't such a fucking dipshit when it comes to average online forum security, you wouldn't have been embarrassed that someone as stupid as me could easily override your whole entire online security protocol here and turn your forum into shambles. I let you know about them so you could fix them. I didn't harm anyone. Though I could have gleaned emails and other personal identifying information. But awesome me didn't do that.

Now fucking apologize to me you lying shitbag before I curb stomp your fish smelling ass into next week. Matter of fact you owe the entire forum an apology for being such a pussy wrapped in seaweed and rice. Apologize to jack for being a shitty forum owner that was part of the jack troll. Admit it you soy sauce guzzling Lokmar cock sucker. Say it!

Breakfall?

Is that you?

[DKG]

Shut the fuck up you yellowed skinned pussy. I hate to interrupt you as you have you midnight snack consisting of feline testicles tossed in chili sauce, but I feel you're talking some pretty massive shit, like you like doing if your past behavior is any indication. Anyways.

Why are you lying to Flea? You told her my Flynn account was all good. When in fact our last interaction had you saying that I couldn't post here. Which I still cannot. Is this what you North Korean dog eaters do? You start lying to everyone because some stranger on the internet hurted your slant-eyed feelings?

Grow the fuck up you fat round gook. If you weren't such a fucking dipshit when it comes to average online forum security, you wouldn't have been embarrassed that someone as stupid as me could easily override your whole entire online security protocol here and turn your forum into shambles. I let you know about them so you could fix them. I didn't harm anyone. Though I could have gleaned emails and other personal identifying information. But awesome me didn't do that.

Now fucking apologize to me you lying shitbag before I curb stomp your fish smelling ass into next week. Matter of fact you owe the entire forum an apology for being such a pussy wrapped in seaweed and rice. Apologize to jack for being a shitty forum owner that was part of the jack troll. Admit it you soy sauce guzzling Lokmar cock sucker. Say it!

BIggie usually looks after these things. He wasn't around at the time, so I took your Flynn handle off of the ban list so you and Joe can play your geriatric troll games with each other. 

You are welcome.

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I can't blame anybody about not wanting to live in Canada anymore. It has a depressing present and a bleak future.

I can honestly say, hand on heart, that Canada was good to me for a while. I built a respectable small business off the back of my own sweat, made decent coin with nothing other than my own skillset and a can-do attitude. It was great, I was having fun, my clients appreciated the work I delivered in the recording studio and in live venues. And the taxman got his cut.

This all came to a screaming halt when Trudeaup's "fifteen days to flatten the curve" was implemented. Had it been the fifteen days he had pretended, I likely would have resumed business as usual and my contributions to the public purse. But he welched on the deal and I decided to take my business elsewhere. I had a number of international connections by that point, so relocating with the proceeds of my tenure in Canada wasn't difficult and indeed made sound economic sense to do so.

You are right about the future for Canada of course. I wouldn't hitch my wagon to that broken down old nag unless I had serious Fuck-You money to burn and a masochistic desire to feather the nests of an escalating welfare class who are flat out fucking at replacement population levels, let alone raising a generation of happy and well adjusted individuals who haven't been brainwashed into suicide and gender mutilation surgeries as though they offered solutions to anything.

Canada is fucked, it's going to take longer than my years left on this rock before they show any fortitude to dig themselves out from the pile of steaming faeces they are presently wallowing in. I do not care to wallow in faeces, I do care to see some return for the efforts I contribute.

And quite frankly, the weather has jack shit to do with it. Shit, I can shovel snow from my driveway in 40 degrees below, it's actually quite a theraputic endeavour and rewarding too once you can look at the end result and feel a sense of satisfaction for the exercise.

Something I doubt your JoHoMo has ever experienced, though I don't doubt you probably have a decent idea.

[DKG]

I can honestly say, hand on heart, that Canada was good to me for a while. I built a respectable small business off the back of my own sweat, made decent coin with nothing other than my own skillset and a can-do attitude.

I am self employed too. I have been able to get and keep steady clients  and I have been able to earn a good living.

I am fifty one. Most of my clients are over forty five. Like myself they have made their money.

It's the younger generations that will not have the opportunities that I enjoyed, that you enjoyed and my clients enjoyed. And that is the reality of Canada after ten years and counting of Liberal incompetence.

[JOE]

Joe's jurassic era trolling is beyond boring and lame. It is desperate.

Even Flynn's trolling is more relevant to the reality of forums today.

Here's a short YouTube video by a young Asian Canadian from my city Vancouver which fits your narrative DKG DKG:

I think he's Korean actually.

Shen Li Shen might also be interested in what he has to say.

So you folks think I'm biased but I try to present both pov, eh?