Just When I Thought My English Was OK

[Renee]

^Shouldn't you have a fucking sex life first before you comment on that of others douchebag?

Your English looks pretty good to me.  ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

^Shouldn't you have a fucking sex life first before you comment on that of others douchebag?

Your English looks pretty good to me.  ac_toofunny

Shen Li speaks ranting very well.

 ac_biggrin

[Chris Patten]

^Shouldn't you have a fucking sex life first before you comment on that of others douchebag?

Your English looks pretty good to me.  ac_toofunny

Shen Li speaks ranting very well.

 ac_biggrin

Shen Li speaks bullshit well too. ac_drinks    ac_drinks

[Renee]

It confuses a lot of people :)

Especially hos with shitty English like Shen Li. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks

That is hilarious. ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao  ac_toofunny

Watch your socks, Gary. You aren't foolin anyone, dumbass.  ac_toofunny



Go peddle your Tartan Drag Queen piece of shit e-book and STFU.

[Anonymous]

Your English looks pretty good to me.  ac_toofunny

Shen Li speaks ranting very well.

 ac_biggrin

Shen Li speaks bullshit well too. ac_drinks    ac_drinks

Pot meet fucking kettle.

[Chris Patten]

Shen Li speaks ranting very well.

 ac_biggrin

Shen Li speaks bullshit well too. ac_drinks    ac_drinks

Pot meet fucking kettle.

Shut up, nobody can understand your Asian brothel Chinglish anyway. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks

[Renee]

Shen Li speaks bullshit well too. ac_drinks    ac_drinks

Pot meet fucking kettle.

Shut up, nobody can understand your Asian brothel Chinglish anyway. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks

You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.



BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.

[Anonymous]

Pot meet fucking kettle.

Shut up, nobody can understand your Asian brothel Chinglish anyway. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks

You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.



BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.

What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.

[Renee]

Shut up, nobody can understand your Asian brothel Chinglish anyway. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks

You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.



BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.

What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.

No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.

[Anonymous]

You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.



BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.

What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.

No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.

Oh OK then, that's different. Someone finally found a reason to have it in their house.

[Gary Oak]

You mean like how no one can understand or read your awful book.



BTW, thanks for writing that literary piece of shit; I picked up a copy awhile back and it's saved me a few bucks on toilet paper this week.

What?? You seriously bought that paper weight? Holy fuck, that's three of you now(urself, RW and ghost). I would rather listen to his sales pitch a bazillion more times than give him his 25 cent commission.

No, no, no; I said I "picked up" a copy. They were giving them away as wee-wee pads at the local pet store.

You wouldn't appreciate an epic, illustrious novel like the Tartan Dragon unless it was dipped in butterscotch sauce.  ac_drinks  ac_toofunny  ac_drinks

[RW]

Here, I'll write a Cole's notes version right now:



Coolie coolie coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Bad sex scene

Coolie coolie coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Someone eats a horse

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Rich guy builds house

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Japs and war

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

The End

[Anonymous]

Here, I'll write a Cole's notes version right now:



Coolie coolie coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Bad sex scene

Coolie coolie coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Someone eats a horse

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Rich guy builds house

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Japs and war

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

The End

J@ps and c@@lies?

[RW]

The writer uses the word coolie to excess as well as semi-colons and pointless racist bullshit.

[Renee]

Here, I'll write a Cole's notes version right now:



Coolie coolie coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Bad sex scene

Coolie coolie coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Someone eats a horse

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Rich guy builds house

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Japs and war

Coolie Coolie Coolie

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

The End

 Wow, I'm surprise it hasn't made Oprah's book club reading list. Sounds like a real gem.  ac_lmfao