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Will you buy it?

Started by It's Poppy, October 30, 2025, 10:07:29 AM

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I was thinking these robots are really skinny, petite people who have been enslaved and sealed inside the robotic body and the app is administering electric shocks to control them. The odds are also good some elderly woman will buy it and it will either start a fire and burn the house down or murder her while she sleeps.



Oliver the Second

Quote from: It's Poppy on October 30, 2025, 10:07:29 AMI was thinking these robots are really skinny, petite people who have been enslaved and sealed inside the robotic body and the app is administering electric shocks to control them. The odds are also good some elderly woman will buy it and it will either start a fire and burn the house down or murder her while she sleeps.



Nope, I would never have one in the house for just that reason. Robot logic - Human is old - Human is unhappy being old - I must make human happy - find a pillow.
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Quote from: It's Poppy on October 30, 2025, 10:07:29 AM


I was thinking these robots are really skinny, petite people who have been enslaved and sealed inside the robotic body and the app is administering electric shocks to control them. The odds are also good some elderly woman will buy it and it will either start a fire and burn the house down or murder her while she sleeps.



I don't know. I would want it doing more chores than what it can do.

DKG

Quote from: It's Poppy on October 30, 2025, 10:07:29 AM


I was thinking these robots are really skinny, petite people who have been enslaved and sealed inside the robotic body and the app is administering electric shocks to control them. The odds are also good some elderly woman will buy it and it will either start a fire and burn the house down or murder her while she sleeps.



I don't have a need for that toy.

formosan

Quote from: It's Poppy on October 30, 2025, 10:07:29 AM


I was thinking these robots are really skinny, petite people who have been enslaved and sealed inside the robotic body and the app is administering electric shocks to control them. The odds are also good some elderly woman will buy it and it will either start a fire and burn the house down or murder her while she sleeps.



How much does it cost?
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Lokmar

Quote from: It's Poppy on October 30, 2025, 10:07:29 AM


I was thinking these robots are really skinny, petite people who have been enslaved and sealed inside the robotic body and the app is administering electric shocks to control them. The odds are also good some elderly woman will buy it and it will either start a fire and burn the house down or murder her while she sleeps.




When they come out with the black model, I'm gonna make it wear chains all day long and call it niggeR. Then I'm going to move the lawnmower from the shed to the garage and make it sleep in the shed. Once its good and feral, I'll sent it on a rampage throughout liberal cities and cackle like satan when he created Comcast.

Garraty_47

So now instead of only spying on you anonymously at a distance, for the low low price of $20k your assigned NSA agent will move into your home, engage you in idle chitchat, and do a few simple chores for you as well?

Bargain.
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Brent

Quote from: It's Poppy on Today at 09:46:05 AM20,000
It is an overpriced toy that can be used by progtards to spy on people.

Lokmar

Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 10:28:39 AMSo now instead of only spying on you anonymously at a distance, for the low low price of $20k your assigned NSA agent will move into your home, engage you in idle chitchat, and do a few simple chores for you as well?

Bargain.

Yea, but its gonna give everyone a reach around while using it. The model sold to women will likely be equipped with he vagina destroyer 3000 so bitches wont GAF either.
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