You must insult the person above you.

[Shen Li]

Prof's post proves that even a snippy smartass like him can have a lucky guess.

[J E B Stuart]

One thing for certain about Shen - it's impossible to underestimate her.

Amen.

[Shen Li]

You shut UR filthy fucking mouth or it will be filled with yellow ass.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

If sitting on faces would be an Olympic event, she's the automatic gold medalist.

[Shen Li]

Prof asked his wife when she was coming out of the shower wrapped in a towel if he could take a picture of her without the towel.

She asked what are you going to do with it?

Prof replied "I'm going to keep it on my phone."

Prof's wife asked "can I take a picture of you getting out of the shower with no towel?"

Prof asked "what are you going to do with it?"

Prof's wife responded, "I'm going to have it enlarged."