You must insult the person above you.

[Renegade Quark]

Her meat curtains drag on the floor when she's naked.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

He licks the floor where she walked.

[Shen Li]

10 years ago today Prof married his best friend.

His wife is still really angry about it but Prof and Bill were fucking drunk and thought it was funny.

[J E B Stuart]

Intensive training the past six months with her custom-designed butt cheek spreader.  Intends to wow the world by sitting on seven faces at once.

Amen.

[Shen Li]

Stu thinks the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and well-dressed man on a bicycle is attire.

[Renegade Quark]

Isn't good at math so her parents disowned her.

[Shen Li]

RQ hooked up with a Chink like who struggles with English. She asked him "could you tell me what a penis is?"
 
RQ took out his penis and showed it to her. "Oh" she said. "it's just like a dick, only smaller."