Joe hates it here but he is always here

[JOE]

Looking to really turn up on late night bingo this evening eh JOEJ

maybe you can swooze one of them mummies out of her crusty old panties?

good luck brah   

I'll think of ya when I'm there Biggie Smiles Bigly!

It's a party downtown full a 20 and 30 somethings.

I'll be the Old Man there.

But at least there'll be plenty of young chicks.

C ya Bud!

I'll bring ya along in spirit. Plenty of drink too!

[Biggie Smiles]

Good one Joe.

Hope you get alcohol poisoning mate 

he gonna eat some crusted and cowwebed clam tonight brah -- false teeth coming out and all.

it's about to get lit in assisted living tonight my dude.

[Biggie Smiles]

I'll think of ya when I'm there Biggie Smiles Bigly!

It's a party downtown full a 20 and 30 somethings.

I'll be the Old Man there.

But at least there'll be plenty of young chicks.

C ya Bud!

I'll bring ya along in spirit. Plenty of drink too!

20 or 30 something years since retirement? JOEJ

careful you don't split their fragile and brittle bones like a wishbone you savage old tard.

[sicknote]

he gonna eat some crusted and cowwebed clam tonight brah -- false teeth coming out and all.

it's about to get lit in assisted living tonight my dude.

Ughhh Joe slurping on clams was not a visual i was expecting to see on my bingo card tonight.

[Biggie Smiles]

Ughhh Joe slurping on clams was not a visual i was expecting to see on my bingo card tonight.

Wait till he starts making them squirt plumes of sulfur and ash with his tooth free gumline.

  That's when the real party kicks off

[JOE]

Wait till he starts making them squirt plumes of sulfur and ash with his tooth free gumline.

  That's when the real party kicks off

This'll be me at the Party tonite Biggie Smiles Bigly

Crazy...but coool.

[sicknote]

Wait till he starts making them squirt plumes of sulfur and ash with his tooth free gumline.

  That's when the real party kicks off

Im feeling a little sick here mang.

Hopefully he starts talking about his rare hockey cards and his chocolate butt coins and that puts the ladies off, then with a bit of luck we can skip this whole nasty business.

[Biggie Smiles]

This'll be me at the Party tonite Biggie Smiles Bigly

Crazy...but coool.

West side story ? to highlight your party animal prowess in the 21st century? Now I know you'll be counting sheep within 11 minutes flat

good night JOEJ -- you can tell us all about how your imaginary party went in the morning

[Biggie Smiles]

Hopefully he starts talking about his rare hockey cards and his chocolate butt coins and that puts the ladies off,

not likely... as the women he'll be talking to couldn't hear an emergency siren if you glued their ear canal to the speaker.

Anything he does say will be met with that simple, catatonic, joe Biden glare before they dive back into their deep comas

[sicknote]

not likely... as the women he'll be talking to couldn't hear an emergency siren if you glued their ear canal to the speaker.

Anything he does say will be met with that simple, catatonic, joe Biden glare before they dive back into their deep comas

This clam diving expedition does not sound entirely consensual.

JOE you old dog! And hes cheating on ThielT again with a woman no less, what a PIG.

[Reggie Essent]

I hope old Joe doesn't break a hip trying to lead a conga line like old Blazor.

[sicknote]

I hope old Joe doesn't break a hip trying to lead a conga line like old Blazor.

I wouldn't mind it, if he breaks a hip hes bound to spend less time sitting at the co puter talking about gold.

[Reggie Essent]

I wouldn't mind it, if he breaks a hip hes bound to spend less time sitting at the co puter talking about gold.

I've been trying to sell that old fucker my Revenue Stamp collection for a year or so now, but the mark - er, I mean, the serious collector won't bite at a clear investment opportunity.

[JOE]

This clam diving expedition does not sound entirely consensual.

JOE you old dog! And hes cheating on ThielT again with a woman no less, what a PIG.

It's a good party sicknote sick note

Why I'll post some pics later.

Lotta pretty young girls I met tonight.

I wish Biggie Smiles Bigly n Reggie Essent Reggie.

Reminds me of Dove in her less religious party time days eh?

I'll post some pics n vodeos later on.

[Biggie Smiles]

It's a good party sicknote sick note

Why I'll post some pics later.

Lotta pretty young girls I met tonight.

I wish Biggie Smiles Bigly n Reggie Essent Reggie.

Reminds me of Dove in her less religious party time days eh?

I'll post some pics n vodeos later on.

Bro -- you were gone for 22 minutes... musta been a wild party, dude