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Renee

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"I hate sticky keyboards. They gross me out because the first thing that runs through my mind, is what Annie was eluding to. ac_unsure

I don't like using anyone's keyboard unless I know them.


When have 4 PCs in the office and two of them are always disgusting because the guys come in from the field and fill out their timesheets on them. I hate having to use them because they are always filthy and sometimes sticky.  ac_huh



Makes me wonder what the hell is going on when they come in and use the computer after the office staff has left for the day.  ac_toofunny
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"I hate sticky keyboards. They gross me out because the first thing that runs through my mind, is what Annie was eluding to. ac_unsure

I don't like using anyone's keyboard unless I know them.


When have 4 PCs in the office and two of them are always disgusting because the guys come in from the field and fill out their timesheets on them. I hate having to use them because they are always filthy and sometimes sticky.  ac_huh



Makes me wonder what the hell is going on when they come in and use the computer after the office staff has left for the day.  ac_toofunny

A little oil and grease doesn't scare me, but yeah after everyone has gone?  ac_wot

Renee

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Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
I don't like using anyone's keyboard unless I know them.


When have 4 PCs in the office and two of them are always disgusting because the guys come in from the field and fill out their timesheets on them. I hate having to use them because they are always filthy and sometimes sticky.  ac_huh



Makes me wonder what the hell is going on when they come in and use the computer after the office staff has left for the day.  ac_toofunny

A little oil and grease doesn't scare me, but yeah after everyone has gone?  ac_wot


Yeah, sometimes they get back to the shop real late. They all have there own log in codes so none of us are going to sit around waiting for them.



Don't worry, we can track their history if they are fucking around and they have limited access to the main server. As far as I'm concerned I don't care what they do after their day is over as long as they are not downloading a virus or porn.  ac_toofunny
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
Yeah, sometimes they get back to the shop real late. They all have there own log in codes so none of us are going to sit around waiting for them.



Don't worry, we can track their history if they are fucking around and they have limited access to the main server. As far as I'm concerned I don't care what they do after their day is over as long as they are downloading virus and porn.  ac_toofunny

If they are anything like the tradesmen I know they will not linger one more second at work than they absolutely have to.

Renee

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
Yeah, sometimes they get back to the shop real late. They all have there own log in codes so none of us are going to sit around waiting for them.



Don't worry, we can track their history if they are fucking around and they have limited access to the main server. As far as I'm concerned I don't care what they do after their day is over as long as they are downloading virus and porn.  ac_toofunny

If they are anything like the tradesmen I know they will not linger one more second at work than they absolutely have to.


True; but I know they hang out on Fridays because that's the day there is beer in the frig.



At the end of the day on Fridays they usually all come in around 4:30 (husband and his asshole brother included) and have one or two. They discuss the week and what's ahead for the following week. It's informal and relaxed and the guys seem to like it.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
True; but I know they hang out on Fridays because that's the day there is beer in the frig.



At the end of the day on Fridays they usually all come in around 4:30 (husband and his asshole brother included) and have one or two. They discuss the week and what's ahead for the following week. It's informal and relaxed and the guys seem to like it.

Those are the perks of a small non-union shop.



Look, I'm nosy. What's the deal with your brother-in-law?

Renee

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"
True; but I know they hang out on Fridays because that's the day there is beer in the frig.



At the end of the day on Fridays they usually all come in around 4:30 (husband and his asshole brother included) and have one or two. They discuss the week and what's ahead for the following week. It's informal and relaxed and the guys seem to like it.

Those are the perks of a small non-union shop.



Look, I'm nosy. What's the deal with your brother-in-law?


He's just a jerk. He makes comments about me and other stuff that he thinks are funny or clever, when in reality they are just rude.  



Overall I guess he's okay, he's just a rude dumbass. There is one in every family and in ours, it's my husbands spoiled little brother.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"He's just a jerk. He makes comments about me and other stuff that he thinks are funny or clever, when in reality they are just rude.  



Overall I guess he's okay, he's just a rude dumbass. There is one in every family and in ours, it's my husbands spoiled little brother.

Yep, I know the type. Does he annoy other people too? How about the guys he works with?

Renee

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"He's just a jerk. He makes comments about me and other stuff that he thinks are funny or clever, when in reality they are just rude.  



Overall I guess he's okay, he's just a rude dumbass. There is one in every family and in ours, it's my husbands spoiled little brother.

Yep, I know the type. Does he annoy other people too? How about the guys he works with?


I don't know if he annoys the other guys but I know he annoys my husband.



But worst of all he annoys me and that's really all that's counts. ac_biggrin   One more fat joke and his broken body is going to be found in a trunk of an abandoned car somewhere in the Cascades.  ac_beating
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Renee"He's just a jerk. He makes comments about me and other stuff that he thinks are funny or clever, when in reality they are just rude.  



Overall I guess he's okay, he's just a rude dumbass. There is one in every family and in ours, it's my husbands spoiled little brother.

Yep, I know the type. Does he annoy other people too? How about the guys he works with?


I don't know if he annoys the other guys but I know he annoys my husband.



But worst of all he annoys me and that's really all that's counts. ac_biggrin   One more fat joke and his broken body is going to be found in a trunk of an abandoned car somewhere in the Cascades.  ac_beating

That's childish of him Renee.

Renee

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Yep, I know the type. Does he annoy other people too? How about the guys he works with?


I don't know if he annoys the other guys but I know he annoys my husband.



But worst of all he annoys me and that's really all that's counts. ac_biggrin   One more fat joke and his broken body is going to be found in a trunk of an abandoned car somewhere in the Cascades.  ac_beating

That's childish of him Renee.


Yes he is. But he's also dumb as a fence post and believe me, I never miss an opportunity to remind him.  ac_gumpop
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Renee"


I don't know if he annoys the other guys but I know he annoys my husband.



But worst of all he annoys me and that's really all that's counts. ac_biggrin   One more fat joke and his broken body is going to be found in a trunk of an abandoned car somewhere in the Cascades.  ac_beating

That's childish of him Renee.


Yes he is. But he's also dumb as a fence post and believe me, I never miss an opportunity to remind him.  ac_gumpop

lol Renee

Annie

Renee, want me to hold him down while you kick him?  ac_biggrin
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Anonymous

Quote from: "Annie"Renee, want me to hold him down while you kick him?  ac_biggrin

Hello Annie, it would seem that Renee does not need any assistance handling her brother in law.

 ac_smile

Renee

Quote from: "Annie"Renee, want me to hold him down while you kick him?  ac_biggrin




 ac_umm Thank you Annie, I'll keep that in mind.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.