Breaking: Ilhan Smollet survives soap bubble attack

[Biggie Smiles]

it's not every day you see such strength and courage in a politician

I mean, bullets wizzing past your head a mere millimeter from blowing your brains out is one thing. But to be assaulted by a soap bubbles and remain steadfast at your post is a whole new level of bravery

some people, some where did some thing and Ilhan Smollet stood her ground like a warrior!

[Shen Li]

There was nothing in the syringe that can cause harm. However, I didn't read what is was.

[Biggie Smiles]

There was nothing in the syringe that can cause harm. However, I didn't read what is was.

We know it wasn't water

witches don't do well with water

but she's saying she's a 'survivor" 

She survived a stain on her shirt

[Shen Li]

We know it wasn't water

witches don't do well with water

but she's saying she's a 'survivor" 

She survived a stain on her shirt

Did she get medical attention? If she didn't, it was fake as fuck.

[Biggie Smiles]

Did she get medical attention? If she didn't, it was fake as fuck.

I haven't heard of her going to the hospital

[Reggie Essent]

I haven't heard of her going to the hospital

I read it was Apple Cider Vinegar. 

Definitely staged.

[DKG]

What a truly brave individual Ilhan Omar is. Almost like she anticipated she would get a few drops of vinegar on her.

[DKG]

Liz Wheeler delivers a frame-by-frame analysis of the attack, dissecting seven details she argues might confirm the growing suspicion that the entire ordeal was manufactured.

[Lokmar]

I find it difficult to believe that someone would get ANYTHING squirted on them and didnt go wash it off as an immediate reaction. Doesn't pass the smell test.

[Thiel]

Give this one week. It will be Smollet the sequel by then.

[Lokmar]

Give this one week. It will be Smollet the sequel by then.

I am cautiously optimistic. I cant help but think there's a layer or 2 of insulation between this drunk and the brother fucker.