you've got to be fucking kidding me

[Biggie Smiles]

No seriously.

As a person with ancestral ties to puerto rico I'm going to go on record right now saying "FUCK PUERTO RICO"

These ungrateful fucks act like The US is the big colonial empire looking to to exploit them?

Exploit you assholes for what exactly? More of your crotch rockets that ultimately end up coming here and living off our welfare system? Are you kidding?

no really... they are trying to sell the idea that they are some resource rich opposed tribe that, if only the United States would lift it's knee off their necks they would flourish. What do you have to offer the world that we are so dead set on obtaining through exploitation? A couple of tons of sugar cane?

We produce 1000X the sugar you lazy bums produce in Florida alone.

fuck you... if the US abandoned you tomorrow you dumb fucks would starve to death and rot to  on your own pile of floating garbage. No fuck you TWICE and that's coming from a puerto rican you ungrateful pieces of shit.

spits

[Biggie Smiles]

Ain't nothing worse than a useless motherfucker living off someone else and then biting the very hand that feeds them

I have never been more embarrassed to have Puerto Rican blood in my veins than I am now