Laughter Lounge

[Anonymous]

Politically correct???? Oh hell no....

[kiebers]

[Anonymous]

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[Bricktop]

Politically correct???? Oh hell no....

[@realAzhyaAryola]

He cross-dresses too?



 

[kiebers]

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and endless paperwork. Feeling burned out, he decided on a career change where skilful hands would be beneficial. After much research he chose to become a mechanic. He attended the local technical college and diligently learned all he could.



As the date of practical exam where he would have to strip and totally rebuild an engine approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully and completed the exam as best he could. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.



Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"



The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You then put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."



After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did something I've never seen in my entire career. You did it all through the muffler."

[@realAzhyaAryola]

ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and endless paperwork. Feeling burned out, he decided on a career change where skilful hands would be beneficial. After much research he chose to become a mechanic. He attended the local technical college and diligently learned all he could.



As the date of practical exam where he would have to strip and totally rebuild an engine approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully and completed the exam as best he could. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.



Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"



The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You then put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."



After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did something I've never seen in my entire career. You did it all through the muffler."

 

[Bricktop]

ac_lmfao

[Anonymous]

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and endless paperwork. Feeling burned out, he decided on a career change where skilful hands would be beneficial. After much research he chose to become a mechanic. He attended the local technical college and diligently learned all he could.



As the date of practical exam where he would have to strip and totally rebuild an engine approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully and completed the exam as best he could. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.



Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"



The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You then put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."



After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did something I've never seen in my entire career. You did it all through the muffler."

 ac_lmfao

[kiebers]

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[Gaon]

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 ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

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[Bricktop]

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 ac_toofunny

[Odinson]

The Titanic size comparison to modern ships.



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