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[Anonymous]

[size=200]I was walking through the mall, and went into a Muslim Bookshop.



The clerk asked if he could help me, so I asked for a copy of the Canadian Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.



The Clerk said, "Fuck off, get out, and stay out."



I said, "Yes, that's the one."[/size]

 ac_wot

[@realAzhyaAryola]

Apparently, no one reads it. Heehee.



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[Anonymous]

[size=200]I was walking through the mall, and went into a Muslim Bookshop.



The clerk asked if he could help me, so I asked for a copy of the Canadian Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.



The Clerk said, "Fuck off, get out, and stay out."



I said, "Yes, that's the one."[/size]

Written by cc la femme. ac_lmfao

[Anonymous]

[size=200]I was walking through the mall, and went into a Muslim Bookshop.



The clerk asked if he could help me, so I asked for a copy of the Canadian Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.



The Clerk said, "Fuck off, get out, and stay out."



I said, "Yes, that's the one."[/size]

Written by cc la femme. ac_lmfao

She knows a lot about this subject, but I feel she would choose a better title for any book she authored.

[@realAzhyaAryola]

She would but others will not.

[kiebers]

[kiebers]

After retiring, I went to the Centrelink office to apply for benefits.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left it at home. I told the woman I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver chest hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my benefits application.

When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the Centrelink office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

And then the fight started...

[@realAzhyaAryola]

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[RW]

Hahaha

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[Renee]

ac_biggrin That was cute.

[Odinson]

Should be a picture of a chick.



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[kiebers]

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