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[kiebers]

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[Anonymous]

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No shit eh.

[Anonymous]

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There are worse words.

[Odinson]

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[Anonymous]

[Bricktop]

Now, that's what I call obscure.

[Odinson]

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[kiebers]

   

[Blazor]

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[kiebers]

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Whew, thanks man...

I guess "Tasty" was the default. They had "divine", "heavenly", "luscious" and others. I chose "gag a maggot" to be on the safe side.

[@realAzhyaAryola]

Wife: Oh my love, I love you so much.



Husband: Is that you talking or the wine?



Wife: It is I talking and I am talking to the wine.

[Anonymous]

Wife: Oh my love, I love you so much.



Husband: Is that you talking or the wine?



Wife: It is I talking and I am talking to the wine.

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[Blazor]

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Whew, thanks man...

I guess "Tasty" was the default. They had "divine", "heavenly", "luscious" and others. I chose "gag a maggot" to be on the safe side.

 

[Anonymous]

Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts? A: Change.



Q: Why is it good to have a Liberal passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.



Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted. A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"



Q: What is the Liberal doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.



Q: Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs to save the planet.



Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

[Odinson]

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