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A 55 year old technician is retrenched. Two weeks later, a machine breaks and no one can fix it. The whole factory grinds to a halt. They bring the technician back as a consultant. He opens the front of the machine, drags a chair up and stares at the innards of the machine all day. At the end of the day, he pulls a piece of chalk out of his pocket, chalks an X on one component and says, "Replace that." They do and the machine works. The technician puts in an unitemized invoice for $50,000. The accounts payable department refuses to pay an unitemized bill, so the technician sends them a second one.



'One chalk mark, $1. Knowing where to put chalk mark, $49,999.

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I don't agree with this.

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I don't agree with this.

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I hope it aint like that. But, the way the government has squashed freedoms since this China virus started, nothing surprises me anymore.

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There is?

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