Laughter Lounge

[Anonymous]

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Joe's kind of winning "woman." ac_toofunny

[Frood]

Height Lives Matter (vulgar):



https://www.bitchute.com/video/PAGeZh40_Jo/">https://www.bitchute.com/video/PAGeZh40_Jo/ via bitslide

[@realAzhyaAryola]

I want one of Bernie at the Keystone XL Pipeline site.

Fat chance of that happening.

I mean just for fun. A photo of Bernie next to the pipelines.

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

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I like the view, but that's not where I would go for a walk.

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

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No kidding.

[kiebers]

There are a couple of youtube channels that show live broadcasts of Spacex launches/test flightes. This particular one has a status bar at the bottom that shows where they are in the countdown. It is not an official channel but I got a chuckle out of some of the terminology used in that status bar.

"Pointy end up, flamey end down"

 

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[Thiel]

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Lol true.

[Anonymous]

Night time vandals spray painted a Union Pacific Engine to resemble a tiger, nicknamed 'Rail Beast.'

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[Anonymous]

Ordering pizza in 2022



* CALLERS

_ Is that pizza hut?_

*GOOGLE:*

_ No sir, it's google pizza._

* CALLERS

_ I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry._

*GOOGLE:*

_ No sir, Google bought pizza hut last month._

* CALLERS

_ IN ORDER. I want to order a pizza._

*GOOGLE:*

_ Want your usual sir?_

* CALLERS

_ My usual? They know me?_

*GOOGLE:*

_ According to our caller ID datasheet, you have ordered an extra large pizza with three types of cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust in the last 12 calls._

* CALLERS

_ Great! That's what I want._

*GOOGLE:*

_ May I suggest you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun dried tomatoes and olives this time on a gluten free whole grain crust?_

* CALLERS

_ What is it? I don't want vegetarian pizza!_

*GOOGLE:*

_ Your cholesterol is not good sir._

* CALLERS

_ How the hell do you know?_

*GOOGLE:*

_ Well we compared your private phone number to your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years._

* CALLERS

_ Okay, but I don't want your lazy vegetarian pizza! I'm already on meds for my cholesterol._

*GOOGLE:*

_ Excuse me sir but you haven't taken your medication regularly. According to our database, 4 months ago, you only bought a box of 30 cholesterol tablets at Lloyd's Pharmacy._

* CALLERS

_ I bought more from another pharmacy._

*GOOGLE:*

_ This won't show up on your credit card statement._

* CALLERS

_ I paid cash._

*GOOGLE:*

_ However, according to the bank statement, they did not withdraw enough cash._

* CALLERS

_ I have other cash sources._

*GOOGLE:*

_ This is not reported in your recent tax returns unless you bought them with an unregistered source of income, which is against the law!_

* CALLERS

_ WHAT THE DEVIL!_

*GOOGLE:*

_ Im sorry sir We only use such information with the sole intention of helping you._

* CALLERS

_ Enough now! I'm dead sick from Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and everyone else. I'm going to an island with no internet and TV where there's no phone service and no one to watch or spy on me._

*GOOGLE:*

_ I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. He expired 6 weeks ago..._

_* Welcome to the future!*_