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[Frood]

Rancy is on a roll....

[Rancidmilko]

Rancy is on a roll....

LOL reposting them from FRW's site

[Rancidmilko]

[Anonymous]

Rancy is on a roll....

LOL reposting them from FRW's site

Keep them coming.

[Rancidmilko]

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.



Boy: "Dad, why do they make packs with just one condom in it?"



Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."



Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"



Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."



Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"



Dad: "Those are for married couples — you know, January, February, March...."

[Rancidmilko]

A married couple of almost 20 years was lying in bed one evening when the woman felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.



He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became still.



As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"



"I found the remote," he mumbled.

[Anonymous]

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.



Boy: "Dad, why do they make packs with just one condom in it?"



Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."



Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"



Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."



Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"



Dad: "Those are for married couples — you know, January, February, March...."

 ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

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That is so true.

[Anonymous]

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[Rancidmilko]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she

kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we

split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...



.............................................



I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started...



............................



Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and

slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and

proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I

pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the

weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly

undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a

different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband

is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

[Anonymous]

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