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Anonymous

Some of these are so silly they're funny.

Rancidmilko

There\'s always a bigger fish.

Anonymous

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 :laugh:

Rancidmilko

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 :laugh:


Se,, I knew I'd find one you liked



I heard Japanese have terrible sense of humor and have a hard time understanding irony, sarcasm and figures of speech



Do you guys tell jokes in Taiwan?
There\'s always a bigger fish.

Anonymous

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 :laugh:


Se,, I knew I'd find one you liked



I heard Japanese have terrible sense of humor and have a hard time understanding irony, sarcasm and figures of speech



Do you guys tell jokes in Taiwan?

Oh yes, but it doesn't translate perfectly..



I'm socially very conservative, so what I find funny, and what Herman finds funny for example, are probably very different.

Rancidmilko

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Quote from: Rancidmilko post_id=460944 time=1655951174 user_id=2853




Se,, I knew I'd find one you liked



I heard Japanese have terrible sense of humor and have a hard time understanding irony, sarcasm and figures of speech



Do you guys tell jokes in Taiwan?

Oh yes, but it doesn't translate perfectly..



I'm socially very conservative, so what I find funny, and what Herman finds funny for example, are probably very different.

LoL most western men are filthy pigs 😂
There\'s always a bigger fish.

Anonymous

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Quote from: Fashionista post_id=460946 time=1655951400 user_id=3254


Oh yes, but it doesn't translate perfectly..



I'm socially very conservative, so what I find funny, and what Herman finds funny for example, are probably very different.

LoL most western men are filthy pigs 😂

My husband is a Western men.....he's a gentleman.

Rancidmilko

There\'s always a bigger fish.

Rancidmilko

There\'s always a bigger fish.

Rancidmilko

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My husband is a Western men.....he's a gentleman.


I know, a sweetie like you would never stand a swine as a husband.
There\'s always a bigger fish.

Anonymous

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That is about right.

Rancidmilko

There\'s always a bigger fish.

Rancidmilko

A young boy says to his father "Dad, my math teacher is asking to see you."



"What happened?" The father asks.



"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'



"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''



The next day, the boy comes home from school and says, "Dad, have you gone by the school?"



"Not yet."



"Well when you do, see the gym teacher also."



"Why?" asks the father.



"Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I asked, 'What, am I suppose to stand on.... my cock??'"



"Exactly," says the father. "Alright, I'll come."



The next day, the boy asks his father "Did you go to the school?" "No, not yet."



"Don't bother, I got expelled."



Surprised, the father asks "Why did you get expelled?"



"Well, they summoned me to the principal's office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher."



"What the fuck was the art teacher doing there!?" asks the father.



"That's what I said!"
There\'s always a bigger fish.

Rancidmilko

There\'s always a bigger fish.

Rancidmilko

There\'s always a bigger fish.