Laughter Lounge

[Thiel]

Old Herman learned how to drive on a standard.

I've always driven a standard.  Never anything else, except for rental cars at airports.

Do they still make standard transmissions?

[cw_]

Do they still make standard transmissions?

My latest car is from 2005, but as far as I know, yes.  There were some of the same make in 2016 anyway.

[Thiel]

Do they still make standard transmissions?

My latest car is from 2005, but as far as I know, yes.  There were some of the same make in 2016 anyway.

I checked and there are at least 30 models in the U.S. that are still available with standard transmissions.

[cw_]

[Anonymous]

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[Jeannie01]

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[Anonymous]

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[Frood]

Funny comedian on covid:

[Rancidmilko]

A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what's wrong and the man says, "Oh, nothing. I just... well... recently I've had an uncontrollable urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer."



His wife nearly faints, then she blurts out: "Why? You need to go see someone. I'm going to make an appointment with a therapist or someone tomorrow."



The man protests, "No, no. It's fine. Really. I'm not going to do it."



Everything is fine for a few weeks, but then the man comes home early from work and he's pale as a ghost. His wife inquires, "What's the matter? You look terrible!"



The husband tells her, "Well, remember when I said I wanted to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"



The wife gasps, "You did? What happened?"



The man starts to cry. "I got fired!"



"I don't care about that! Are you okay? What happened with the pickle slicer?"



The man sobs, "She got fired, too.

[Anonymous]

A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what's wrong and the man says, "Oh, nothing. I just... well... recently I've had an uncontrollable urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer."



His wife nearly faints, then she blurts out: "Why? You need to go see someone. I'm going to make an appointment with a therapist or someone tomorrow."



The man protests, "No, no. It's fine. Really. I'm not going to do it."



Everything is fine for a few weeks, but then the man comes home early from work and he's pale as a ghost. His wife inquires, "What's the matter? You look terrible!"



The husband tells her, "Well, remember when I said I wanted to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"



The wife gasps, "You did? What happened?"



The man starts to cry. "I got fired!"



"I don't care about that! Are you okay? What happened with the pickle slicer?"



The man sobs, "She got fired, too.

 

[cw_]

Funny comedian on covid:

[Frood]

Best MSM impersonation ever.....

[Frood]

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[Rancidmilko]

Husband said, "Honey I love you very much and nothing will change that. But I noticed that our 8th child doesn't look like the other seven children. I must know if he has a different father than the other children."



Wife said with tears in her eyes, "I'm sorry but yes he has a different father."



Husband said, "Please tell me who the father is. I must know."



Wife said, "The father is you!"

[Rancidmilko]

Funny comedian on covid: