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helloQuote from: Jeannie01 post_id=462622 time=1656910234 user_id=3380
Quote from: Rancidmilko post_id=462819 time=1657054489 user_id=2853
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what's wrong and the man says, "Oh, nothing. I just... well... recently I've had an uncontrollable urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer."
His wife nearly faints, then she blurts out: "Why? You need to go see someone. I'm going to make an appointment with a therapist or someone tomorrow."
The man protests, "No, no. It's fine. Really. I'm not going to do it."
Everything is fine for a few weeks, but then the man comes home early from work and he's pale as a ghost. His wife inquires, "What's the matter? You look terrible!"
The husband tells her, "Well, remember when I said I wanted to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"
The wife gasps, "You did? What happened?"
The man starts to cry. "I got fired!"
"I don't care about that! Are you okay? What happened with the pickle slicer?"
The man sobs, "She got fired, too.

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=462774 time=1657012940 user_id=1676
Funny comedian on covid:
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Funny comedian on covid:
Quote from: Rancidmilko post_id=463034 time=1657211695 user_id=2853
Husband said, "Honey I love you very much and nothing will change that. But I noticed that our 8th child doesn't look like the other seven children. I must know if he has a different father than the other children."
Wife said with tears in her eyes, "I'm sorry but yes he has a different father."
Husband said, "Please tell me who the father is. I must know."
Wife said, "The father is you!"
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