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Anonymous

#270
January 08, 2016, 02:13:12 PM
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Annie

#271
January 08, 2016, 10:19:25 PM
Daughters vibrator.



A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.



What are you doing?" she exclaimed.



The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."



Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.

When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.



"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.



The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."



A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.

In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.



"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.



He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law."
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Anonymous

#272
January 08, 2016, 10:39:16 PM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Daughters vibrator.



A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.



What are you doing?" she exclaimed.



The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."



Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.

When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.



"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.



The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."



A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.

In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.



"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.



He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law."

That's pretty good Annie. :thumbup:

Annie

#273
January 08, 2016, 10:52:53 PM
Why thank you Shen, think nothing of it...I got it off Faceplant lol
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Anonymous

#274
January 08, 2016, 10:54:57 PM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Why thank you Shen, think nothing of it...I got it off Faceplant lol

I haven't taken a look lately. I should.

Annie

#275
January 08, 2016, 10:55:33 PM
You should! There's all sorts of crap on Faceplant   :icon_wink:
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Bricktop

#276
January 10, 2016, 08:09:19 PM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Daughters vibrator.



A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.



What are you doing?" she exclaimed.



The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."



Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.

When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.



"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.



The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."



A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.

In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.



"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.



He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law."


 ac_lmfao

kiebers

#277
January 11, 2016, 09:43:05 PM
Good one Annie... :laugh:





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I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

#278
January 13, 2016, 11:28:43 AM
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Bricktop

#279
January 13, 2016, 05:42:52 PM
:roll:

Renee

#280
January 13, 2016, 06:23:03 PM
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\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Anonymous

#281
January 14, 2016, 12:27:11 AM
For Fashionista and Dove.

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shin

#282
January 14, 2016, 06:49:28 PM
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RW

#283
January 17, 2016, 12:38:49 AM
This is so wrong but I had to share it with y'all.  The end is the best part hahaha



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Beware of Gaslighters!

Renee

#284
January 17, 2016, 01:10:07 AM
Quote from: "RW"This is so wrong but I had to share it with y'all.  The end is the best part hahaha



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That was awful.



I'd like to skin him alive and then eat him but he would probably taste like quinoa. :yuk:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.
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