Laughter Lounge

[RW]

HAHAHAHA!

[Renee]

Too funny, especially when you see the "Call Joe". Bet that was the "limo" we all heard about.

How many Russian strippers can the backseat hold?



I'll bet the interior still smells like Aquolina Pink Sugar. ac_biggrin

[easter bunny]

[Anonymous]

Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

 A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.



Q: A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.

 A: The bartender says hello Mr. President.



Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?

 A: Tickle the goat under the chin.



Q: What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?

 A: A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.

[Anonymous]

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[kiebers]

[kiebers]

A friends grandson...

Asher: *Farts*

Me: Uh, what was that?

Asher: My butt just texted me.

Me: Wow...



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[kiebers]

Just when you think you have heard all the Walmart stories.....

EAGLE POINT, Ore. An alleged bike thief was stopped in his tracks at a Walmart in Southern Oregon thanks to a man... on a horse... with a lasso.

Photos given to KTVL show a man in a cowboy hat sitting atop a horse with his lasso around a slumped figure..The incident took place in a Walmart parking lot in Eagle Point, a small town about 12 miles Northeast of Medford.

Witnesses say the suspect was caught trying to steal a bike off the rack outside the store.

Since being lassoed to the ground, the suspect has been arrested and identified as 23-year-old Victorino Sanchez.



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[kiebers]

I watched this and somehow I thought of RW and her bff.....Cant really decide which is which. Wearer or remote operator. I think they would have taken turns.....    ac_wub

[RW]

Although I am a tall brunette and she's a shorter blonde, Ii would more likely be the one torturing her with the remote.  Hahaha



/thanks for the Christmas gift ideas!

[Anonymous]

I watched this and somehow I thought of RW and her bff.....Cant really decide which is which. Wearer or remote operator. I think they would have taken turns.....    ac_wub

[kiebers]

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[kiebers]

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens) called 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.



This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.



John's favorite rooster, old Paul, was a very fine specimen, but this morning, he noticed old Paul's bell hadn't rung at all.



When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming would run for cover. To John's amazement, old Paul had his bell in his beak,so it wouldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.



John was so proud of old Paul, he entered him in the Bairnsdale Agricultural Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.



The result was the judges not only awarded old Paul the "No-Bell Peace Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsur-prise" as well.



Clearly old Paul was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

[RW]

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[Gallium]

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That's disgusting!