Laughter Lounge

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That's disgusting!

But very fitting and quite humorous.

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 ac_lmfao

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Here's what those pesky dashboard lights really mean.

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The titanic sinking animated in Paint hahaha



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LOL



Little Johnny....



The teacher tells the class what a parable is and gives them homework of researching a real life one.



The next day. Mary tells the story of her father needing to sell 12 chickens, so he bought 12 eggs and incubated them. Only 10 hatched, so he didn't have 12 chickens to sell. "What is the moral of that story, Mary?" "Don't count your chickens till they're hatched, miss." Mary gets a gold star.



Judy is up next and tells the story of her mother buying a dozen eggs which she carried home in a basket on the front seat. At one point she slammed on the brakes and all the eggs broke when the basket fell off the seat. "What is the moral of that story, Judy?" "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, miss." Judy gets a gold star.



You guessed it, the next speaker is Johnny. He relates a story told by his dad. His aunt, Shirl, was a fighter pilot shot down over Iraq. As she was coming down by parachute she saw she would land amongst about 100 enemy soldiers. A review of her possessions revealed a half bottle of whisky, an M60 machine gun and a machete. She drank the whisky, landed amongst the enemy, mowed 85 of them down with the gun then finished off the rest with the machete.



Of course the teacher was flabbergasted. "What is the moral of that story, Johnny?" "Dad says it's, don't fuck with Auntie Shirl when she's pissed."

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A blonde goes into the gynecologist. When he asks her what the problem is she replies, "Something is extremely wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina!"



He takes a look and laughs, "Dear, those aren't stamps. Those are stickers from the bananas."

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ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao

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A blonde goes into the gynecologist. When he asks her what the problem is she replies, "Something is extremely wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina!"



He takes a look and laughs, "Dear, those aren't stamps. Those are stickers from the bananas."

I call BS...Not a blond...more like a 60 year old surfer....

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Hahaha

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^^^





Summertime Backyard Water Sports. All You Need is a Baby, a Dog and a Water Hose.

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The University of North Texas has become the Internet's punchline for an unfortunately designed mug involving the "C" shaped handle and UNT's abbreviation. The design, spelling out a derogatory term, has since been removed.

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