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Anonymous

Quote from: "cc la femme":laugh: ^^^





Summertime Backyard Water Sports. All You Need is a Baby, a Dog and a Water Hose.



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The 3rd dog is very close to what was our over-sized over-furred Shelty
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kiebers

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.



Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.



She made a mistake, however, when she accused Steve, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.



She emphatically told Steve (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.



Steve, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.



He didn't explain, defend, or deny.



He said nothing.



Later that evening, Steve quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night.



You gotta love Steve.
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

kiebers

This whole breastfeeding in public thing has just gotten out of control!



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I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

Quote from: "kiebers"Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.



Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.



She made a mistake, however, when she accused Steve, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.



She emphatically told Steve (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.



Steve, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.



He didn't explain, defend, or deny.



He said nothing.



Later that evening, Steve quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night.



You gotta love Steve.

That is exactly what I would have done. :thumbup:

kiebers

This applies to quite a large segment of the southern United States not just Texas. LOL



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I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

Quote from: "kiebers"This applies to quite a large segment of the southern United States not just Texas. LOL



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lol kiebers

Anonymous

I thought this was cute.

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cc

Sorry - A bit crude, but real life opportunities are always funniest and too good to pass up



Olympics 2016 - German field hockey players Linus Butt and Florian Fuchs happened to stand next to each other during a game, creating this rather memorable picture.



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Some smart wag also multiplied their jersey numbers together...
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

Quote from: "Daisy May"Sorry - A bit crude, but real life opportunities are always funniest and too good to pass up



Olympics 2016 - German field hockey players Linus Butt and Florian Fuchs happened to stand next to each other during a game, creating this rather memorable picture.



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/08/11/36FFAC7C00000578-0-image-m-37_1470653932364.jpg">



Some smart wag also multiplied their jersey numbers together...

 :ohmy:

cc

I confess, it is crude



It looks shopped, but it is true & made the mail



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I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

RW

Quote from: "Daisy May"Sorry - A bit crude, but real life opportunities are always funniest and too good to pass up



Olympics 2016 - German field hockey players Linus Butt and Florian Fuchs happened to stand next to each other during a game, creating this rather memorable picture.



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/08/11/36FFAC7C00000578-0-image-m-37_1470653932364.jpg">



Some smart wag also multiplied their jersey numbers together...

 :laugh3:
Beware of Gaslighters!

kiebers

:laugh:  :laugh:



Not sure if the accident is funnier than the witnesses. No we don't sound like that in Texas...just sayin...  :laugh:



Keep it quiet but one of those in the video was J0E



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I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

Quote from: "kiebers":laugh:  :laugh:



Not sure if the accident is funnier than the witnesses. No we don't sound like that in Texas...just sayin...  :laugh:



Keep it quiet but one of those in the video was J0E



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That's good kiebers because nobody from outside Texas could understand you.

 :laugh:

kiebers

Quote from: "Fashionista"
That's good kiebers because nobody from outside Texas could understand you.

 :laugh:


LOL...that is in Kentucky...
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
That's good kiebers because nobody from outside Texas could understand you.

 :laugh:


LOL...that is in Kentucky...

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