Laughter Lounge

[Lokmar]

I dont drink beer or use mirrors. I never pull out either.  If you dont want knocked up, best keep my dik out of your hoar puzzy! FACT!

[Herman]

I dont drink beer or use mirrors. I never pull out either.  If you dont want knocked up, best keep my dik out of your hoar puzzy! FACT!

Old Herman has paid for more than a couple of abortions in my day.

[Lokmar]

Old Herman has paid for more than a couple of abortions in my day.

I didnt pay for any. Girlfriend had one tho.

[Herman]

I didnt pay for any. Girlfriend had one tho.

Paying for abortions was the cheaper option. Otherwise I would have a herd of little Ukrainian Canadian rednecks all over the world.

[Lokmar]

I have 4 kids. I'd love to have more!

[Herman]

I have 4 kids. I'd love to have more!

I only had the one. He is thirty four now. And he gave me two fantastic grandkids.

I knew in my line of work that more kids was not a good idea.

[Herman]

[Herman]

[Lokmar]

I'd have ate it until it squirted. Problem solved!

[Herman]

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[Herman]

[Shen Li]

I have 4 kids. I'd love to have more!

Do you you have grandchildren?

[Lokmar]

Do you you have grandchildren?

Yes. My daughter has 2 kids. None of my sons have started a family yet but they are a bit younger. The youngest is still in his late teens.

[DKG]

Funniest one yet