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Started by Lab Flaker, April 12, 2026, 12:10:30 AM

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Lab Flaker

I've just decided to start regrowing my foreskin. Don't laugh as this is a serious matter.

When I was 4 years old, this fucking doctor, just upped and decided that it would be better for me  health wise, as my foreskin was a bit tight!

I've been at a loss ever since!

I put this door stopper together with a baby bottle teat with the actual teat cut off for grip. Then put another one on top with my intended foreskin skin inbetween.

It works really well. I dangled a 5 kg weight off the end and it held.

Will keep y'all updated with the progress.
lol...I've already told the wife that when intended foreskin is adequately long enough, that I'm gonna roll it back after a sweaty day's work...and she can smell it!

 :yeahhh:

Brent

Quote from: Lab Flaker on April 12, 2026, 12:10:30 AMI've just decided to start regrowing my foreskin. Don't laugh as this is a serious matter.

When I was 4 years old, this fucking doctor, just upped and decided that it would be better for me  health wise, as my foreskin was a bit tight!

I've been at a loss ever since!

I put this door stopper together with a baby bottle teat with the actual teat cut off for grip. Then put another one on top with my intended foreskin skin inbetween.

It works really well. I dangled a 5 kg weight off the end and it held.

Will keep y'all updated with the progress.
lol...I've already told the wife that when intended foreskin is adequately long enough, that I'm gonna roll it back after a sweaty day's work...and she can smell it!

 :yeahhh:
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Lab Flaker

Quote from: Brent on April 12, 2026, 10:32:17 AM:funnyaf:

Hey...why yoo laugh Brent?? Get bent!

Is it because you're not circumcised like me and have an angry inch of advantage or wot?

That's just like being extra prejudiceded braah!

Fucking...fucking!

 :laughinatu:

Lab Flaker

Progress Report ...

So listen, I was reading online that it takes a lot of time to regrow one's potential foreskin skin.

This one cat said that it took him a good ten years to achieve the desired results at a daily 15 minutes tugging on the end of his bell-end!

Man, I thought to myself...fuck it I haven't got time to pull the end of my wire whilst I need to make the cream-cheese hey!! Cash rules everything around and all that...

So I decided to fast-track the tugging process and multitask whilst I'm driving my V6 vehhhicle. I just needed to look out for the CCTV cameras so that they don't think that I'm some wanker on the highway hey! I don't wanna lose face with the long arm of the law.

Anyway, so my one destination was at least 45min eta, and I though...fuck yeah, I'm fast track this gig thrice!

Hhhhhaahahahahaha..aye I had to laugh, because a few seconds before I reached my final destination and all, I looked down at Percy Nana, and the little prick was looking miserable in a bright pink turtleneck jumper!

I put him through the ringer.

Lol... I'll keep you posted!
 :pardon:


Brent

Quote from: Lab Flaker on Today at 01:02:22 AMHey...why yoo laugh Brent?? Get bent!

Is it because you're not circumcised like me and have an angry inch of advantage or wot?

That's just like being extra prejudiceded braah!

Fucking...fucking!

 :laughinatu:
This is the first I have been asked that question on this forum.

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