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This is why Germans can travel fast!

Started by Anonymous, April 11, 2015, 06:51:19 AM

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Anonymous

May be deceiving, but top speed was 300+ km/h (200 MPH for the Yanks here).



Traffic like here!  Look how they work together!



Touch this, Amerifats, or you fucking Chinks!







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Anonymous

We could never have nice things like this here, because half of you fuckers cannot even drive into a parking stall properly.

Anonymous

Some Coke-bottle-glassed Asian almost ran me off the road the other day.



Asians shouldn't be permitted to drive.



Luckily I wasn't on my Harley.



I was fucking furious.  I really want to know why Asians cannot see where they are driving!  I want to know this!

keeper

Couldnt drive that car even if you wanted to, the roads are so bad.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Keeper"Couldnt drive that car even if you wanted to, the roads are so bad.

I know.  Some of our highways are a joke.  I've seen better in Mexico.  No Joke.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Lucky Number 8"Some Coke-bottle-glassed Asian almost ran me off the road the other day.



Asians shouldn't be permitted to drive.



Luckily I wasn't on my Harley.



I was fucking furious.  I really want to know why Asians cannot see where they are driving!  I want to know this!

Look, Gary Joak has a new handle to play with. ac_rollseyes

Anonymous

Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Lucky Number 8"Some Coke-bottle-glassed Asian almost ran me off the road the other day.



Asians shouldn't be permitted to drive.



Luckily I wasn't on my Harley.



I was fucking furious.  I really want to know why Asians cannot see where they are driving!  I want to know this!

Look, Gary Joak has a new handle to play with. ac_rollseyes

Lucky Number 8 is not Gary Oak.

easter bunny

Quote from: "Keeper"Couldnt drive that car even if you wanted to, the roads are so bad.

Very true. The autobahn is nothing  like the ridiculous dirt bike trails we have in Canada where dips in the road can send you flying sideways through the air at 60mph.



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Odinson

Germans maintain the things they build.



Theres no truck sized potholes on the road...



And the road just doesnt fucking drop under your truck.



Germans build things and they build them good... And maintain them.

easter bunny

Quote from: "Odinson"Germans maintain the things they build.



Theres no truck sized potholes on the road...



And the road just doesnt fucking drop under your truck.



Germans build things and they build them good... And maintain them.

It's a special kind of OCD.  ac_biggrin

Frost

Quote from: "Lucky Number 8"May be deceiving, but top speed was 300+ km/h (200 MPH for the Yanks here).



Traffic like here!  Look how they work together!



Touch this, Amerifats, or you fucking Asians!







">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G1p3B5cDgY
Isn't the car Italian ?

Also the Autobahn has no speed limit on some parts, here we have them.

I drove 140+ mph in an old 71 mustang I had years back, not a new car.

Fat is the newer cars, viper for one, ZO6, and a few others I see racing on the Autobahn videos.

Odinson

Quote from: "easter bunny"
Quote from: "Odinson"Germans maintain the things they build.



Theres no truck sized potholes on the road...



And the road just doesnt fucking drop under your truck.



Germans build things and they build them good... And maintain them.

It's a special kind of OCD.  ac_biggrin


Not as efficient as they were 40years ago.

Anonymous

I traveled on the Autobahn once, as a teen!



I had never seen a throttle control held at wide open throttle for that long, ever in my life.



It was a four cylinder Opel.  1.6 liter.  Top speed at WOT?  160 km/h (100 mph).



In the slow lane, at 100 mph (160 km/h)...  The two faster lanes were for faster cars!



Forever my life was changed.