I can't sleep

[keeper]

Well that got kinky quickly.

 ac_dance

[RW]

Just half a beer.  



I resorted to smoking weed.  Works great.

Half a beer won't do it for me. Any kind of alcohol in a sufficient quantity only puts me out for a short time and when I wake up I'm a wired, wide awake, drunk. Not pretty.



As for weed, that's not going to happen either. I don't think my dad (retired cop) will take kindly to me scoring some pot and then sparking up a fatty in the guest bedroom.  ac_toofunny

Smoke outside then :P

Oh I forgot about that. I can go hide behind the garage and smoke dope like I did when I was 14.  



Yeah, I bet you can tell that my life is headed in the right direction.  ac_rollseyes



Maybe I should just go out and get some chloroform and soak my pillow in it.

I know some Canadian dental students who will make sure you have a good time.

[Bricktop]

Ex cops are bastards.



Trust me.



I know.

[RW]

Me too.









/runs

[Bricktop]

ac_boring



GO TO SLEEP!!!!

[Renee]

Hey, I slept for almost 3 hrs last night; consecutively. ac_dance  That's pretty good for me, I must have been exhausted. ac_rollseyes

[Renee]

I don't sleep either Bob. I've never been a good sleeper, as a child and adolescent I would function on maybe 2 to 4 hours of sleep a night but recently even that has been extremely elusive. It's getting to the point where any day I'm expecting to have a psychotic episode.  ac_dunno  ac_toofunny

Drink half a beer and orgasm.  You'll pass right out afterwards.

Really, if I self medicate with alcohol and masturbate it will work??? Why didn't I think of that?  ac_toofunny  



Believe me, if that worked I'd be a raging alcoholic by now and my right index finger would be worn down to the first joint.  ac_gumpop

What you need is some good lovin, some cuddling maybe a little butt sex or some nipple clamps.



 ac_dance

I don't know about anyone else but butt sex and nipple clamps tend to make my eyes open pretty wide so I don't think that's going to work.



Thanks for the suggestion though, it was really sweet of you. ac_toofunny

[keeper]

suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny

[RW]

suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny

I think I've been a bad influence on you :)

[Renee]

suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny

I've been out of the dating scene for quite some time; is that how it's done today?

 

It used to be that you would ask a girl to dinner or to a movie now I see we go right to "lets go out sometime so I can fuck you in the ass".  ac_toofunny



Whew, wow.   ac_wot  ac_lmfao

[Bricktop]

Catch up with the times.



Nowadays, a proposal is "Fuck!!! I just came inside you."

[Bit]

suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny

I think I've been a bad influence on you :)

You think?  ac_toofunny

[keeper]

suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny

I think I've been a bad influence on you :)

You think?  ac_toofunny

I feel Like i need to shower  ac_wot

[keeper]

suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny

I think I've been a bad influence on you :)

 ac_dunno

[keeper]

suggestion?  ac_sothere



I was askin you out  ac_toofunny

I've been out of the dating scene for quite some time; is that how it's done today?

 

It used to be that you would ask a girl to dinner or to a movie now I see we go right to "lets go out sometime so I can fuck you in the ass".  ac_toofunny



Whew, wow.   ac_wot  ac_lmfao

Soooooooooooooo thats no?  ac_flower