Re: Retardation On Other Forums

[Renee]

I worked with a guy who was always touching his nuts.  I almost got him some Gold Bond powder for Xmas.

 ac_toofunny Maybe it was crabs. You didn't stand to close to him did you?

[keeper]

If RW is under someone's spell it's because she wants to be.



I don't really think anyone truly controls her; she is just going through some........changes.

HEY now!!!



I didn't say anyone controlled her, I said SPELL , like love spell, horny spell, infatuation spell.... jesuz fuck shes going to cut me  ac_huh

Or literal spell.  He does have a vast vocabulary and aside from not being able to manage the word "wuss", his spelling is pretty great too.  *SWOON*

Wait!!!!!



So if I TRUSTED my VAST intense vocabulary at you NUMERIOUS times I would get your attention?  ac_flower

[RW]

I worked with a guy who was always touching his nuts.  I almost got him some Gold Bond powder for Xmas.

 ac_toofunny Maybe it was crabs. You didn't stand to close to him did you?

I never thought of crabs.



I did work with some interesting guys though.  One guy moved on to another job and I had to pack up his office and I found a empty package behind his desk for a GIANT butt plug.  hahahhaa

[RW]

HEY now!!!



I didn't say anyone controlled her, I said SPELL , like love spell, horny spell, infatuation spell.... jesuz fuck shes going to cut me  ac_huh

Or literal spell.  He does have a vast vocabulary and aside from not being able to manage the word "wuss", his spelling is pretty great too.  *SWOON*

Wait!!!!!



So if I TRUSTED my VAST intense vocabulary at you NUMERIOUS times I would get your attention?  ac_flower

LOL!

[Renee]

I worked with a guy who was always touching his nuts.  I almost got him some Gold Bond powder for Xmas.

 ac_toofunny Maybe it was crabs. You didn't stand to close to him did you?

I never thought of crabs.



I did work with some interesting guys though.  One guy moved on to another job and I had to pack up his office and I found a empty package behind his desk for a GIANT butt plug.  hahahhaa

If it wasn't empty would you have brought it home? I hear as long as they aren't the vibrating kind they are dishwasher safe and they clean up pretty good.  ac_toofunny

[RW]

Of course I would have.

[Renee]

Of course I would have.

Yeah, I bet you would; probably give it to one of your kids to take to school for show and tell as well.  ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

 ac_toofunny Maybe it was crabs. You didn't stand to close to him did you?

I never thought of crabs.



I did work with some interesting guys though.  One guy moved on to another job and I had to pack up his office and I found a empty package behind his desk for a GIANT butt plug.  hahahhaa

If it wasn't empty would you have brought it home? I hear as long as they aren't the vibrating kind they are dishwasher safe and they clean up pretty good.  ac_toofunny

This is quite the conversation you and RW are having eh Renee? You white chicks sure do attract some fucking weirdos. East Asian women never attract creepy guys. ac_rollseyes

[Renee]

I never thought of crabs.



I did work with some interesting guys though.  One guy moved on to another job and I had to pack up his office and I found a empty package behind his desk for a GIANT butt plug.  hahahhaa

If it wasn't empty would you have brought it home? I hear as long as they aren't the vibrating kind they are dishwasher safe and they clean up pretty good.  ac_toofunny

This is quite the conversation you and RW are having eh Renee? You white chicks sure do attract some fucking weirdos. East Asian women never attract creepy guys. ac_rollseyes

Yeah, tell me that again when Big Wave Dave comes around and starts his "Asian chicks are superior horseshit"..  ac_sothere



BTW, don't you find it at least a little disconcerting that it takes two white chicks to bring this place to life?  ac_biggrin

[keeper]

I see no pictures in my PM box ac_beating

[RW]

Of course I would have.

Yeah, I bet you would; probably give it to one of your kids to take to school for show and tell as well.  ac_toofunny

Pffft.  Of course.



I have to tell this story...



So the other day, my daughter was flipping through my sketch book and she came up on a picture I drew of a penis.  So she asked me about it and I said I liked to draw body parts and that it was no big deal.  So she says, "Mom, why do you have to draw penises when you have so many fake ones in your drawer?"  Then she got in shit for looking in my drawers hahaha

[RW]

I never thought of crabs.



I did work with some interesting guys though.  One guy moved on to another job and I had to pack up his office and I found a empty package behind his desk for a GIANT butt plug.  hahahhaa

If it wasn't empty would you have brought it home? I hear as long as they aren't the vibrating kind they are dishwasher safe and they clean up pretty good.  ac_toofunny

This is quite the conversation you and RW are having eh Renee? You white chicks sure do attract some fucking weirdos. East Asian women never attract creepy guys. ac_rollseyes

That's because you are standoffish bitches hahaha

[RW]

I see no pictures in my PM box ac_beating

You first :P

[keeper]

Of course I would have.

Yeah, I bet you would; probably give it to one of your kids to take to school for show and tell as well.  ac_toofunny

Pffft.  Of course.



I have to tell this story...



So the other day, my daughter was flipping through my sketch book and she came up on a picture I drew of a penis.  So she asked me about it and I said I liked to draw body parts and that it was no big deal.  So she says, "Mom, why do you have to draw penises when you have so many fake ones in your drawer?"  Then she got in shit for looking in my drawers hahaha

 ac_wot How big is this drawer?



Gezz my wife only had 2 and one was this plastic hard one that she used in the tub but got wet and didn't buzz no more.... how many you need ffs

[RW]

It's actually three drawers hahaha  



I actually don't know how many I have now.  Maybe 8 or so.