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[Anonymous]

. All I'm sayin' is that according to their book, homosexuality doesn't have a place in their religion.Just accept that fact, move on and find a new religion if you don't like it. According to the Bible, Jesus never made out with a woman or sodomized anyone because he's supposed to rerpresent resistence to temptation and the pleasures of the flesh. So the idea of bringing homosexuality right into a Church is the equivalent of a heterosexual guy stapling an escort's panties to the wall of one he made out with last night. It jes'don' belong there.

Too fucking funny Joe. ac_lmfao



I'm an engineer, I deal in science not superstition/fairy tales. I find it funny that Bob and Romero who also don't believe xtianity want any references to the one no no of homosexuality expunged. I like money, mojitos, sex, cursing and turning the other cheek? FUCK THAT!! I am a sinner, so if I do take up a superstition, it will be one that does not condemn my lifestyle. Bob should do the same.

[RW]

Banish these thoughts that Christians are this and that. The last church I attended down the street from the house was an open and affirming Protestant church. I made a compromise with my family at that time. They agreed to come to church with me if we no longer drive across town for it. So, I agreed to attend church down the street from the house. Great. Convenient. Fine. Everyone's happy. This church happens to be an "open and affirming church." Their wonderful heterosexual pastor retired and the new pastor happens to be a lesbian. Eventually, my family complained about he politically-driven sermons and sermons that often focused on the gay agenda. Fuck it. Even I said this is not what I come to church for. Why do I need to hear a sermon every Sunday centered on the plight of gays and lesbians? It is not being against them. I just want a different content in the sermon. That is not the reason I go to church for. So, went back to driving across town.

....yeah but by the same token, a Church is neither a brothel for heterosexuals nor a gay bathhouse for homosexuals.



If I went to Church, why should I want to know or be forced to know a persons sexual orientation?

There's a contradiction amon the gay community on Canada. They often quote a former Prime Minister who said that the nation has no business in the bedrooms of the nation, and then turn around and blast what they considered private into everyones faces and let their private bedroom lives get advertized for all to knoe, even inplaces of worship. There's a time and place for everything, but a church shouldn't be a forum for that.

If I walk in with my husband, wouldn't that mean you know my sexuality?

[Anonymous]

Marriage isn't about sexuality. It's a spiritual unity of man and woman intended to reflect the relationship of Christ and His church (body of born again believers).  The bride and the Bride groom.

[Anonymous]

And does that mean you believe in corporal punishment for certain crime because the bible says so?

 Omgosh. You didn't learn squat, in youth group.  No I dont.  We are not ancient jews living under the law of moses.

Oh so we shouldn't follow the bible literally because it lacks contextual relevance for our time?



Thank you for finally agreeing with me :)

 Yanno what? Okay. Sure. Have it. I'm wasting my time.  Hermeneutics and culture aren't your strong point.

[Anonymous]

So literally, rapists should have to either marry their victims or be put to death?

 Are you reading my response?  Are we living in BC times in ancient middle east under the law of moses?

Do you know what "literally" means?

 Yes, actually. You don't. Lol.  I take the bible literally....therefore I know what mosaic law is. You do not.

[RW]

I'm sorry but I have to also laugh  

[Anonymous]

So if you return to your version of the faith, it'll be judaism....so...I hope you have plenty of livestock to offer up for your sins. Too bad the temple for sacrifices is gone. I guess you'd be screwed. Lol.

[Anonymous]

And I went to a Christian school most of my life. I know what I'm talking about.

You clearly don't.

Dove does.

Sorry not seeing it Fash.  I went to churchy school too.  I studied the bible for many many years.  Dove has yet to figure out it is not literal but full of parables.

2 Corinthians 4:3-4 And even if our gospel is veiled, it is veiled to those who are perishing. 4 The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel that displays the glory of Christ, who is the image of God.

[Anonymous]

RW you have utterly no clue. Sorry, but you just dont.

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[RW]

And I went to a Christian school most of my life. I know what I'm talking about.

You clearly don't.

Dove does.

Sorry not seeing it Fash.  I went to churchy school too.  I studied the bible for many many years.  Dove has yet to figure out it is not literal but full of parables.

2 Corinthians 4:3-4 And even if our gospel is veiled, it is veiled to those who are perishing. 4 The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel that displays the glory of Christ, who is the image of God.

Do you disagree with my statement as well?  The Bible is meant to be taken literally?

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[RW]

RW you have utterly no clue. Sorry, but you just dont.

Oh but I do.  It always pisses the bible lovers off because you can't bible best me. :)



You don't take the Bible literally.  You take it contextually.  You've already admitted it.



Now shall I embarrass you further or have you had enough for today?

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[cc]

I believe researchers have recently uncovered an ancient hard drive, with a new set of commandments for the modern age.



You shall have no other operating systems before Me.

You shall not make unauthorised copies

You shall not take the name of the operating system in vain.

Remember your bandwidth usage to avoid exceeding your limit.

Honor your mouse and your keyboard.

You shall not delete important files.

You shall not commit camsex, sexting or swap naked pics with strangers

You shall not steal another's wireless bandwidth

You shall not troll.

You shall not constantly upgrade your hardware to be cool.

Oh sht, I'm done for