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Started by Bricktop, July 03, 2015, 09:23:04 PM

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Bricktop

Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Yeah.



Thanks for that.



Nonetheless, we are avenged.



We gave you Mel Gibson.


Oh no you can't claim that. We gave Mel to you first and you had the less than stellar manners to regift him back to us. Thanks much.  :negative:



Tell you what, we will call it even if you take Rebel Wilson back ASAP.


Will you pay the freight?

Frood

Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Wulf"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Yeah.



Thanks for that.



Nonetheless, we are avenged.



We gave you Mel Gibson.


Oh no you can't claim that. We gave Mel to you first and you had the less than stellar manners to regift him back to us. Thanks much.  :negative:



Tell you what, we will call it even if you take Rebel Wilson back ASAP.


Will you pay the freight?


Never mind the freight, can you imagine the Doritos and Tim Tams bill?
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Bricktop

They can keep her. They can afford her. We'll send a container of Tim Tams once a month. That should keep her off our case.

Frood

Quote from: "SPECTRE"They can keep her. They can afford her. We'll send a container of Tim Tams once a month. That should keep her off our case.


We should also include some Gravox. A nation can never be too safe.
Blahhhhhh...

Bricktop


Frood

ac_smile



At least we can agree on Rebel.
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Bricktop

Yeah, well don't go expecting love notes in your PM box, snotling.

Frood

No thank you, Spectre. I like my men functional below the belt if you know what I mean.
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Bricktop

Oh, ffs...please...you embarrass us both with your infantile attempts to flame.



However, in your case, I'm assuming you mean you like them to fart.



Nothing else down there would interest you.

Frood

Quote from: "SPECTRE"Oh, ffs...please...you embarrass us both with your infantile attempts to flame.



However, in your case, I'm assuming you mean you like them to fart.



Nothing else down there would interest you.


I definitely wasn't referring to your colostomy bag. Get your hand off it.
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