Will the REAL gamers PLEASE step forward

[Romero]

I never play electronic games.

I only play the ones from real life.

If you fight somebody with a sword, then it should be a real sword.

If you wanna get into a fight, it should be a real fight.

If you wanna fly a plane, then fly a real one, not a simulator.

If you wanna raise hell, then be prepared ta get into a real argument with someone.



The Internet has made us soft, fake and superficial.

we're all becomin' a bunch of wimps, pussies hidin' behind Internet handles, playing all these simulated games.

That's why I prefer to stay away from them.

I want real experience, not a fake one.

You've fought somebody with a sword and you've flown a plane? No, you haven't? Then what the hell are you talking about?



I'm sorry the internet has made you soft, fake and superficial. But I'm pretty sure that's your own fault.



What do you do when somebody asks if you want to play chess?

[reel]

I never play electronic games.

I only play the ones from real life.

If you fight somebody with a sword, then it should be a real sword.

If you wanna get into a fight, it should be a real fight.

If you wanna fly a plane, then fly a real one, not a simulator.

If you wanna raise hell, then be prepared ta get into a real argument with someone.



The Internet has made us soft, fake and superficial.

we're all becomin' a bunch of wimps, pussies hidin' behind Internet handles, playing all these simulated games.

That's why I prefer to stay away from them.

I want real experience, not a fake one.

You've fought somebody with a sword and you've flown a plane? No, you haven't? Then what the hell are you talking about?



I'm sorry the internet has made you soft, fake and superficial. But I'm pretty sure that's your own fault.



What do you do when somebody asks if you want to play chess?

I have done all those things and I prefer the video game versions of all of them.  Admittedly, the sword fighting was just play fighting, but it ended with me stabbing a hole in a fellow's suitcase, which almost did result in a real sword fight.  The video game versions are more fun because you don't have to master the skills involved for it to be enjoyable.  Swords, fights, and flying a plane are stressful as hell if you don't really know what you are doing.  Video games allow a bit of tourism into the things in life that involve a great deal of risk.



Joe is an idiot and I really doubt he has done any of those things.

[RW]

Just for the record, MS Flight Simulator is a HOOT (and a challenge) to play.

[Odinson]

IL-2 Sturmovik..

[Odinson]

Napoleon total war..



I´m holding Brussels, Amsterdam, Brandenburg, Paris, Königsberg, Warsaw and some other small cities as part of my große Deutsch kaiserreich.



I liberated Vienna from the yoke of Napoleon.. Now the austrians can be my ally..



Russia declared war on me yesterday.. But they have only just probed a little bit..



I have pulled town watch units from cities.. I gathered them to an army under the command of Gebhard Von Blücher. He is the hero unit for Prussia.

He will be invading Russia so that I can get peace with them.. Too many enemies.

[Odinson]

Peace with Russia after 3 battles..



France declared war...



Ongoing war with great britain.. Drove off Arthur Wellesley from France.



Building ships.. 74 gun ship of the lines and smaller ones..

[RW]

My top Battlefield kill score.



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BOOYA!  Top that Mr. Call of Duty.

[Odinson]

Little girls like realwoman didnt survive in counter strike.



They just ended up with PTSD.

[RW]

Yeah we'll see when I'm slitting your throat.

[Bricktop]

126 in an hour?



What version of BF is that?

[RW]

126 in an hour?



What version of BF is that?

I'd have to look.  It was an epic battle.

[Odinson]

Yeah we'll see when I'm slitting your throat.

But you have died half the time..

[Odinson]

Your kill ratio is completely inadequate... Makes me think that you just respawn and run at the enemy.



Never played battlefield... Maybe thats not bad kill ratio in it.

[Odinson]

I´m losing Paris...



The french declared war and laid siege on Paris.. I destroyed them but I took heavy casualties..

Then the spanish attacked.. 3 spanish armies.



I attacked the spanish but I had to retreat back to the city fortress... Only a hundred men left against several thousand spanish.

[RW]

Your kill ratio is completely inadequate... Makes me think that you just respawn and run at the enemy.



Never played battlefield... Maybe thats not bad kill ratio in it.

Look at the death ratios of everyone else.  Mine is better than most.