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SHEN LIS CAT.

Started by Odinson, July 23, 2015, 02:12:16 PM

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Odinson

Quote from: "Richard-RDL"When I saw the thread title, and that Odinson started this thread, I just assumed that, in this case:



Shen Li's cat = Shen Li's pussy = Shen Li's vagina


Sounds about right. I can imagine myself doing that.

Odinson

Who wants a really annoying cat?



She howls... No meow meow... Unbelievable noise.



Cost 700euros.. Destroyed furniture worth few thousand euros.. Insurance covered it.

She kept marinading the sofa.



Now she doesnt do that anymore.

Odinson

I got a black cat.. He is just a regular cat who hunts rabbits, squirrels, birds and mice. Just sleeps all day long and is all mellowed out.

Best cat... Free cat..



Looks like a real crook now because he has battlescars from fights with other cats.. Scar splitting his eyelid.



Never hisses or is angry and really loves humans.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"Who wants a really annoying cat?



She howls... No meow meow... Unbelievable noise.



Cost 700euros.. Destroyed furniture worth few thousand euros.. Insurance covered it.

She kept marinading the sofa.



Now she doesnt do that anymore.

This is why we declawed our cat..



We don't want our furniture ruined.

Odinson

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"Who wants a really annoying cat?



She howls... No meow meow... Unbelievable noise.



Cost 700euros.. Destroyed furniture worth few thousand euros.. Insurance covered it.

She kept marinading the sofa.



Now she doesnt do that anymore.

This is why we declawed our cat..



We don't want our furniture ruined.


Yeah... She didnt scratch the furniture... She peed on them.

Odinson

The scratching stops when you got that scratching pole.

RW

Quote from: "Odinson"I got a black cat.. He is just a regular cat who hunts rabbits, squirrels, birds and mice. Just sleeps all day long and is all mellowed out.

Best cat... Free cat..



Looks like a real crook now because he has battlescars from fights with other cats.. Scar splitting his eyelid.



Never hisses or is angry and really loves humans.

Sounds like you have a Bombay type.  I have one of those and he's a pleasant fellow :)
Beware of Gaslighters!

Wulf

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"How new is she?

We have had her three days now. She is not eating and absolutely terrified of us. Maybe she's a racist.


Put the meat cleaver away and wash the old blood off the cutting board.....see if that helps.



Also, I know this is hard for you people but try to speak at normal conversational decibel levels. I once saw a pack of stray dogs scatter in fear from the vocalizations coming out of the backdoor of a Chinese restaurant. (True story)

Odinson

Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Odinson"I got a black cat.. He is just a regular cat who hunts rabbits, squirrels, birds and mice. Just sleeps all day long and is all mellowed out.

Best cat... Free cat..



Looks like a real crook now because he has battlescars from fights with other cats.. Scar splitting his eyelid.



Never hisses or is angry and really loves humans.

Sounds like you have a Bombay type.  I have one of those and he's a pleasant fellow :)


Yeah but he hasnt shown any sign of anger, ever.



He is a beast though.. He injures small animals so that they cant run away when he plays with them..



After playing, he snuffs them... Damn sadistic bastard.  :laugh:

Anonymous

Quote from: "GrAnnie"Don't assume she wasn't, because it def sounds like she was.

Yeah, it's definitely possible. Anyway, she took some food and drink today. She moved from one end of the wreck room to the other when I went down. Stopped hiding behind the downstairs bar briefly, but then went back to hiding. Baby steps I guess. Just glad she's eating.

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Annie

Oh good that she's eating, just give her time and she'll come around.
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Odinson

If the cat isnt working out, I could be shen lis moms new big, furry dog.

Richard-RDL

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