Your mother was a hamster

Anonymous · July 19, 2015, 09:47:37 PM

And your father smelt of elderberries!!! Discuss.

RW · July 19, 2015, 09:49:46 PM

My mother wishes she could fit into a tube that easily.

Anonymous · July 19, 2015, 09:51:14 PM

My mother would if there was Corona and xanax on the other side lol

RW · July 19, 2015, 09:52:02 PM

Hahaha!

Anonymous · July 19, 2015, 09:54:30 PM

I love my mom. As long as my expectations remain rooted in reality, we actually have a pretty good relationship ...even though my sobriety and faith has her freaked out. She's trying though.

Bricktop · July 19, 2015, 10:38:31 PM

My mother is dead, and my father may as well be.

Frood · July 19, 2015, 10:41:42 PM

He scurried in after her before your stool hardener kicked in?

Bricktop · July 20, 2015, 07:24:31 PM

:2r4ml1j_th:

RW · July 20, 2015, 07:25:32 PM

Fitting in a tube reference - that tube being your rectum.

@realAzhyaAryola · July 20, 2015, 07:26:19 PM

I look down upon my Mom because she is a foot shorter. Heheh. ac_biggrin

Bricktop · July 20, 2015, 07:42:41 PM

~~Quote from: "RW"~~Fitting in a tube reference - that tube being your rectum.

:2r4ml1j_th:

RW · July 20, 2015, 07:45:29 PM

Over your head.

Bricktop · July 20, 2015, 08:37:13 PM

Or under my feet.

Frood · July 20, 2015, 09:07:04 PM

~~Quote from: "RW"~~Over your head.

~~Quote from: "SPECTRE"~~Or under my feet.

I don't need to know your contorting bendy poses and insertion details, Sputnik. ac_biggrin

Bricktop · July 21, 2015, 02:00:00 AM

We'll just add that to the ever growing list of things you don't know then, shall we?

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