SWINGING!

[Wulf]

Swinger couples are all ugly...



My woman is really hot... I´d have to settle to some office boys old, ugly hag..



Leopardsocks´s christian swingers.



Both of those chicks are ugly and baggy. The dudes look like the wannabe bodybuilder dentists I kill with one punch.



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They all look like typical Nordic types to me.  

[Odinson]

Look like americans who claim to be nordics..

[Wulf]

Look like americans who claim to be nordics..

No, I don't think so. They all look like northern Eurotrash dorks. They probably think they are enlightened and erudite because they can speak there native language while at the same time they can speak some kind of broke-ass form of English.



The women are more manly looking than the men. The men are dressed like their wives picked out their clothes.



The two dudes have obviously had all the man whipped out of them.  You would probably fit right in with them IF you could fit your blubber butt into the pic. That's what typical European (Northern or Southern) men look like. They only way it could be worse is if they were the typical androgynous skinny jeans wearing, Seattle/Vancouver male.  

[Odinson]

Look like americans who claim to be nordics..

No, I don't think so. They all look like northern Eurotrash dorks. They probably think they are enlightened and erudite because they can speak there native language while at the same time they can speak some kind of broke-ass form of English.



The women are more manly looking than the men. The men are dressed like their wives picked out their clothes.



The two dudes have obviously had all the man whipped out of them.  You would probably fit right in with them IF you could fit your blubber butt into the pic. That's what typical European (Northern or Southern) men look like. They only way it could be worse is if they were the typical androgynous skinny jeans wearing, Seattle/Vancouver male.  

lol they look like yankees.. Christian americans.



How would you know...



You cant even believe that a fit male can easily weight 300lbs..

[Wulf]

Look like americans who claim to be nordics..

No, I don't think so. They all look like northern Eurotrash dorks. They probably think they are enlightened and erudite because they can speak there native language while at the same time they can speak some kind of broke-ass form of English.



The women are more manly looking than the men. The men are dressed like their wives picked out their clothes.



The two dudes have obviously had all the man whipped out of them.  You would probably fit right in with them IF you could fit your blubber butt into the pic. That's what typical European (Northern or Southern) men look like. They only way it could be worse is if they were the typical androgynous skinny jeans wearing, Seattle/Vancouver male.  

lol they look like yankees.. Christian americans.



How would you know...



You cant even believe that a fit male can easily weight 300lbs..

"Fit male" what?........Pot bellied pig?  ac_umm



They are called boars, dumbass.

[Odinson]

I dont have a pot belly..



Straight visual contact to my dick and balls.

[Wulf]

I dont have a pot belly..



Straight visual contact to my dick and balls.

Yeah I'm sure if you stand in front of a mirror and lift your gut up you can catch a glimpse of something.  



Hey, Ill bet it's a fun house mirror. That would explain why your junk looks so big to you.  ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

You can't be a "Christian swinger", they are heathen dogs with random scriptures.

[Anonymous]

Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.

Yeah urges...

 yeah self control.

Is that you in the avvie?

 Yep.

Wow.. You are gorgeous.

 Thank you, Odi. :)

Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  

 Honestly I get uncomfortable with compliments, especially on my looks.  I wanted to be polite about it, though.

[Odinson]

Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.

Yeah urges...

 yeah self control.

Is that you in the avvie?

 Yep.

Wow.. You are gorgeous.

 Thank you, Odi. :)

Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  

 Honestly I get uncomfortable with compliments, especially on my looks.  I wanted to be polite about it, though.

You have probably heard them more than twice..  



I might say it to get it off my chest..

[Anonymous]

Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.

Yeah urges...

 yeah self control.

Is that you in the avvie?

 Yep.

Wow.. You are gorgeous.

 Thank you, Odi. :)

Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  

 Honestly I get uncomfortable with compliments, especially on my looks.  I wanted to be polite about it, though.

You have probably heard them more than twice..  



I might say it to get it off my chest..

 Yes, I do get told I'm beautiful on the regular. I get hit on frequently. And every time I'm uncomfortable and not really feeling like it's anything more than a guy trying to get in my pants.  When you said I was bracing myself for the incoming perving. What can I say? I have issues.

[Odinson]

Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.

Yeah urges...

 yeah self control.

Is that you in the avvie?

 Yep.

Wow.. You are gorgeous.

 Thank you, Odi. :)

Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  

 Honestly I get uncomfortable with compliments, especially on my looks.  I wanted to be polite about it, though.

You have probably heard them more than twice..  



I might say it to get it off my chest..

 Yes, I do get told I'm beautiful on the regular. I get hit on frequently. And every time I'm uncomfortable and not really feeling like it's anything more than a guy trying to get in my pants.  When you said I was bracing myself for the incoming perving. What can I say? I have issues.

I dont mean it that way.. "girl, you gorgeous"... Not that way.  



You must have had alot of incoming perverts who just want to get into your pants...



Males just think you are cheap. You dont wanna set yourself up for disappointment.

[Richard-RDL]

Couples do that kind of thing...



I guess its OK if you are tired of having sex with each other..





At the moment, knowing myself, I do not want to share my female... No no no!



Handling big hairy Jussi seems to be more than enough for my female too... I´m the womans best friend.

Oh my, I thought this thread would be about golf or baseball.

 

Not even close.

[Anonymous]

Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.

Yeah urges...

 yeah self control.

Is that you in the avvie?

 Yep.

Wow.. You are gorgeous.

 Thank you, Odi. :)

Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  

 Honestly I get uncomfortable with compliments, especially on my looks.  I wanted to be polite about it, though.

You have probably heard them more than twice..  



I might say it to get it off my chest..

 Yes, I do get told I'm beautiful on the regular. I get hit on frequently. And every time I'm uncomfortable and not really feeling like it's anything more than a guy trying to get in my pants.  When you said I was bracing myself for the incoming perving. What can I say? I have issues.

I dont mean it that way.. "girl, you gorgeous"... Not that way.  



You must have had alot of incoming perverts who just want to get into your pants...



Males just think you are cheap. You dont wanna set yourself up for disappointment.

 "Males" in general are pretty respectful.  But there are always the "cheap" ones looking to stick it in a total stranger.  What those guys guys "think" is not in the realm of reality nor is it relevant.

[Richard-RDL]

Marriage vows, I take them seriously.  If I wanted to live my life according to my sex drive I wouldn't have bothered with marriage.

Yeah urges...

 yeah self control.

Is that you in the avvie?

 Yep.

Wow.. You are gorgeous.

 Thank you, Odi. :)

Not to be disrespectful of anything Dove, but Oddstain tells all the women who are brave enough to show their image to the forum that they are "gorgeous". You might think he is just being chivalrous but he is just really hard up because where he lives, all he has is reindeer to screw.  



In fact there was once a very voluptuous woman who used to post here that Odi was completely infatuated with. When he saw her avvie for the first time his pants literally exploded. I know this because you could hear the blast all the way from Helsinki to Vancouver BC.  



True story.  

 Honestly I get uncomfortable with compliments, especially on my looks.  I wanted to be polite about it, though.

You have probably heard them more than twice..  



I might say it to get it off my chest..

Your sexy muscular chest ac_wub