Helter-Skelter

[Anonymous]

Damn it Herman, I done told you I would take one for the team. I'll sit on your damn knee!!! Aint no one else gonna sit on that thing lol. No touchy though!

But, can you shine a shitter?

I do once a week  



Was trying to unclog it yesterday, only to find the communal septic tank is full  



They coming to empty it today.

Do you live in a rural area?

Sort of yeah, a mobile home park.

Is it a single or double wide?

[Blazor]

Damn it Herman, I done told you I would take one for the team. I'll sit on your damn knee!!! Aint no one else gonna sit on that thing lol. No touchy though!

But, can you shine a shitter?

I do once a week  



Was trying to unclog it yesterday, only to find the communal septic tank is full  



They coming to empty it today.

Do you live in a rural area?

Sort of yeah, a mobile home park.

Is it a single or double wide?

Second biggest single they make lol, 14' x 68', 950 sq ft.



Owned it 21 years now. Its too old to move though, by law.



Well they sucked out the tank, but still a blockage between my line and the first access line. Wondering if an underground pipe collapsed cause when my son was plunging, sandy dirt came up. Anything below ground is on them.

[Anonymous]

Damn it Herman, I done told you I would take one for the team. I'll sit on your damn knee!!! Aint no one else gonna sit on that thing lol. No touchy though!

But, can you shine a shitter?

I do once a week  



Was trying to unclog it yesterday, only to find the communal septic tank is full  



They coming to empty it today.

Do you live in a rural area?

Sort of yeah, a mobile home park.

Is it a single or double wide?

Second biggest single they make lol, 14' x 68', 950 sq ft.



Owned it 21 years now. Its too old to move though, by law.



Well they sucked out the tank, but still a blockage between my line and the first access line. Wondering if an underground pipe collapsed cause when my son was plunging, sandy dirt came up. Anything below ground is on them.

 

[Blazor]

Damn it Herman, I done told you I would take one for the team. I'll sit on your damn knee!!! Aint no one else gonna sit on that thing lol. No touchy though!

But, can you shine a shitter?

I do once a week  



Was trying to unclog it yesterday, only to find the communal septic tank is full  



They coming to empty it today.

Do you live in a rural area?

Sort of yeah, a mobile home park.

Is it a single or double wide?

Second biggest single they make lol, 14' x 68', 950 sq ft.



Owned it 21 years now. Its too old to move though, by law.



Well they sucked out the tank, but still a blockage between my line and the first access line. Wondering if an underground pipe collapsed cause when my son was plunging, sandy dirt came up. Anything below ground is on them.

 

I know  

[@realAzhyaAryola]

Quad migos = I invented this word when I asked my youngest son if he is seeing his four friends. "Are you seeing the quadmigos this weekend?"

Quint migos = I invented this word too when I ask my youngest son if he is seeing his five friends when one can take off from work. "Are you seeing the quintmigos today?"



When he sees the six friends when one comes home from school for the holidays, I, er, um, well, it's awkward. It's complicated.

[Anonymous]

Quad migos = I invented this word when I asked my youngest son if he is seeing his four friends. "Are you seeing the quadmigos this weekend?"

Quint migos = I invented this word too when I ask my youngest son if he is seeing his five friends when one can take off from work. "Are you seeing the quintmigos today?"



When he sees the six friends when one comes home from school for the holidays, I, er, um, well, it's awkward. It's complicated.

seis amigos

[@realAzhyaAryola]

Quad migos = I invented this word when I asked my youngest son if he is seeing his four friends. "Are you seeing the quadmigos this weekend?"

Quint migos = I invented this word too when I ask my youngest son if he is seeing his five friends when one can take off from work. "Are you seeing the quintmigos today?"



When he sees the six friends when one comes home from school for the holidays, I, er, um, well, it's awkward. It's complicated.

seis amigos

 :001_rolleyes:  ([size=50]You totally missed it, Fash.[/size])

[Anonymous]

Quad migos = I invented this word when I asked my youngest son if he is seeing his four friends. "Are you seeing the quadmigos this weekend?"

Quint migos = I invented this word too when I ask my youngest son if he is seeing his five friends when one can take off from work. "Are you seeing the quintmigos today?"



When he sees the six friends when one comes home from school for the holidays, I, er, um, well, it's awkward. It's complicated.

seis amigos

 :001_rolleyes:  ([size=50]You totally missed it, Fash.[/size])

Yes, it's complicated.

 

[Blazor]

[Anonymous]

Damn it Herman, I done told you I would take one for the team. I'll sit on your damn knee!!! Aint no one else gonna sit on that thing lol. No touchy though!

But, can you shine a shitter?

I do once a week  



Was trying to unclog it yesterday, only to find the communal septic tank is full  



They coming to empty it today.

Do you live in a rural area?

Sort of yeah, a mobile home park.

Is it a single or double wide?

Second biggest single they make lol, 14' x 68', 950 sq ft.



Owned it 21 years now. Its too old to move though, by law.



Well they sucked out the tank, but still a blockage between my line and the first access line. Wondering if an underground pipe collapsed cause when my son was plunging, sandy dirt came up. Anything below ground is on them.

Do you mind if I ask what your lot fees are? My condo fees are $508 per month. We have a gym in the complex.

[Odinson]

A friend of mine finished his pilot school...



He is the same age... A little older.. Maybe I should go to pilot school too..



122k is the cost.



He is starting in march.

[Odinson]

All the stewardess´s will have my babies in them within a month.



Babymamas at every airport.

[Anonymous]

A friend of mine finished his pilot school...



He is the same age... A little older.. Maybe I should go to pilot school too..



122k is the cost.



He is starting in march.

Most pilots here are lucky to get a part time job dumping water on forest fires.

[Blazor]

Damn it Herman, I done told you I would take one for the team. I'll sit on your damn knee!!! Aint no one else gonna sit on that thing lol. No touchy though!

But, can you shine a shitter?

I do once a week  



Was trying to unclog it yesterday, only to find the communal septic tank is full  



They coming to empty it today.

Do you live in a rural area?

Sort of yeah, a mobile home park.

Is it a single or double wide?

Second biggest single they make lol, 14' x 68', 950 sq ft.



Owned it 21 years now. Its too old to move though, by law.



Well they sucked out the tank, but still a blockage between my line and the first access line. Wondering if an underground pipe collapsed cause when my son was plunging, sandy dirt came up. Anything below ground is on them.

Do you mind if I ask what your lot fees are? My condo fees are $508 per month. We have a gym in the complex.

I dont mind lol. It was $175 a month when I moved in, now its $335. Covers the lot and well water, along with septic. We use to have curb side trash pick up for 20 years, til the new owners took over last year, now its a communal dumpster  

[Blazor]

All the stewardess´s will have my babies in them within a month.



Babymamas at every airport.

I dont think you've thought this through. There will be no escape, every time you land, some pissed off mama gonna come after your ass