It's a conspiracy!

[formosan]

Okay this is getting weird...

Went shopping this morning. While standing in the checkout line I grab a package of this lip balm -




About an hour and half later I log into YouTube and get the "Help YouTube by answering one question" thing...

This was the question -





"I believe in coincidences. But I don't trust coincidences." - Garak, Star Trek DS9

Oh my Oliver.....that's very suspicious.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Okay this is getting weird...

Went shopping this morning. While standing in the checkout line I grab a package of this lip balm -




About an hour and half later I log into YouTube and get the "Help YouTube by answering one question" thing...

This was the question -





"I believe in coincidences. But I don't trust coincidences." - Garak, Star Trek DS9

George Orwell would call it a "mere happenstance".

[Oliver the Second]

Shamelessly swiped from elsewhere -




>Removes Maduro
>Blows up the tomb of Hugo Chavez for teh lulz
>Trump claims the new leader will listen to him and his expectations on Venezuela or another 3 hour regime change will happen
>Sanctions end on Venezuelan oil and the world can buy it again
>The Venezuelan government becomes wealthy again under close US watch so long as they don't fuck around
>The people become happy and ally themselves with the west
>Gas prices drop
>Russia suffers from price drop
>Can't afford foreign soldiers anymore especially since they know about the bait and switch methods now
>Has to send their own population
>Causes revolution because they don't want to lose their kids to a shitty war
>Russia is balkanized and war with Ukraine ends
>Iran already on the verge of collapse
>Closing the strait of Hormuz is no longer a threat to global oil supply
>US launches attack in name of protesters
>Ayatollahs disappear and the Shah returns
>LotusBud hospitalized after screaming for a week

Okay I made up that last part. 

[Lokmar]

Shamelessly swiped from elsewhere -


>Ayatollahs disappear and the Shah returns

My son and I believe the Shah will return. We were just discussing it in depth a few days ago.