Insult the member above you..........

[RW]

[Dinky Di]



Hasn't noticed that Canada and Australia are on opposite sides of the planet.  Is dumb.

[Frood]

Her knuckles drag on the ground when she walks. Could reach.

[Anonymous]

His knuckles are as hairy as his face, back and arms.

[Frood]

Permanently wear anus hairs around her neck like a form fitting necklace.

[Renee]

Has so many metallic moving parts in her hoo-ha that she has to douche with 10w30.

[Frood]

Needs the jaws of life, selfie stick, and an extra long pair of campfire tongs to locate and remove her soiled tampons.

[Renee]

Needs the jaws of life, selfie stick, and an extra long pair of campfire tongs to locate and remove her soiled tampons.

Thinks stewed fish is something that happens in her pants during the summer.

[Frood]

Eats entire wedding cakes with a gravity bong, toilet plunger, and a pre gargle of KY Jelly in under 7 seconds flat.

[Renee]

Eats entire wedding cakes with a gravity bong, toilet plunger, and a pre gargle of KY Jelly in under 7 seconds flat.

Thinks he's a woman because his penis is smaller than the average clitoris.

[Frood]

Eats ice cream from a trough.

[RW]

Thinks he can keep up with Renee.

[Frood]

Thinks I'd bother to futilely barrel race Renee down a steep incline to get to a Cheesecake Factory.

[Renee]

Thinks I'd bother to futilely barrel race Renee down a steep incline to get to a Cheesecake Factory.

Tried to get a sex change operation but failed the mental health evaluation.

[Frood]

Brings extra frankfurters to her hot dog eating contests and sneaks them up from under the table.

[Renee]

Brings extra frankfurters to her hot dog eating contests and sneaks them up from under the table.

Tucks his junk back and dances naked to Olivia Newton John's "Lets Get Physical".