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Bricktop

Goalie: Renee. (Ain't nobody getting a puck by that woman).

Defense: RW. Nothing gets past her.

Centre: Shen Li. She's already the centre of the universe.

Wingers: Romero and cc. Left wing and right wing.

Coach: Me. Oldest and wisest.



Cashews on Ice, baybeeee..... :3cheerleader:

RW

Quote from: "SPECTRE"Goalie: Renee. (Ain't nobody getting a puck by that woman).

Defense: RW. Nothing gets past her.

Centre: Shen Li. She's already the centre of the universe.

Wingers: Romero and cc. Left wing and right wing.

Coach: Me. Oldest and wisest.



Cashews on Ice, baybeeee..... :3cheerleader:

 :thumbup:
Beware of Gaslighters!

Bricktop

Actually, I know nothing about sports played at temperatures at or below freezing.

Renee

Quote from: "SPECTRE"Actually, I know nothing about sports played at temperatures at or below freezing.


I have a feeling that the only sport you are or rather were ever familiar with, is a game played by little boys, known as...."Punching the Clown".
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "SPECTRE"Goalie: Renee. (Ain't nobody getting a puck by that woman).

Defense: RW. Nothing gets past her.

Centre: Shen Li. She's already the centre of the universe.

Wingers: Romero and cc. Left wing and right wing.

Coach: Me. Oldest and wisest.



Cashews on Ice, baybeeee..... :3cheerleader:

 :laugh:

Bricktop

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Actually, I know nothing about sports played at temperatures at or below freezing.


I have a feeling that the only sport you are or rather were ever familiar with, is a game played by little boys, known as...."Punching the Clown".


You know, the way the Olympics are going, with every dopey sport on the planet getting a jumper, I can see a time when "Donut Devouring" will be introduced.



If so, you will win a gold medal. Hands down.



I doubt softball will make it...who wants to see fat chicks hitting watermelon sized balls around a field, and waiting ten minutes for someone to waddle over and field it.

Anonymous

Quote from: "seoulbro"Goalie: Dominic Hasek

Defensemen: Bobby Orr and PK Subban

Centre: Wayne Gretzky

Forwards: Teemu Selanne and Brett Hull

Coach: Glen Sather

The dominator, I forgot about him. He had the most unorthodox style,  but hey it worked.

priscilla1961

My Daughter Is Sweeter Than Fucking Sugar!!

@realAzhyaAryola

Quote from: "Fashionista"
All currently active players and coach too Azhya.


Yes, Fash. I can only speak about athletes I've watched. I had no interest in ice hockey until my own child started playing it in 2001. Between 2001 and now, these are the athletes I would choose. That's how it goes for me.  ac_drinks
@realAzhyaAryola



[size=80]Sometimes, my comments have a touch of humor, often tongue-in-cheek, so don\'t take it so seriously.[/size]

J0E

Quote from: "SPECTRE"You know, the way the Olympics are going, with every dopey sport on the planet getting a jumper, I can see a time when "Donut Devouring" will be introduced.


Actually, LeopardSocks, there was an incident in the NHL once, where coach said to the referee named Don Koharski, "Eat a doughnut you Fat Pig!"







But he was suspended for that. Needless to say, the referees were not amused.



...anyways, maybe your prediction isn't so far off.

Bricktop

Leopardsocks is dead. I am SPECTRE.



Imagine telling Renee to eat a donut!!!



That's like telling Godzilla to go for a walk.

Renee

Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SPECTRE"Actually, I know nothing about sports played at temperatures at or below freezing.


I have a feeling that the only sport you are or rather were ever familiar with, is a game played by little boys, known as...."Punching the Clown".


You know, the way the Olympics are going, with every dopey sport on the planet getting a jumper, I can see a time when "Donut Devouring" will be introduced.



If so, you will win a gold medal. Hands down.



I doubt softball will make it...who wants to see fat chicks hitting watermelon sized balls around a field, and waiting ten minutes for someone to waddle over and field it.


Well that would be a shame especially since you Aussie's are our direct competition. It will also be a shame because we won't get to beat the fuck out of you on the world stage the way we do in other international play. I guess Aussie fat chicks can't waddle as well as we US girls do.  :laugh3:



BTW, I'm pretty sure the Japanese and the Chinese (who enjoy the sport as much if not more than we do) would be offended at being called "fat chicks". Oh and they are pretty good too, good enough to be any Aussie team.



But maybe there is still a chance for 2020.



"The Tokyo 2020 Organising Committee today announced that it has proposed 18 additional events from five sports to the International Olympic Committee (IOC) for inclusion at the Games of the XXXII Olympiad (Tokyo 2020). It has become the first ever organising committee to be given this unique opportunity to contribute to the design of the Olympic Programme, thanks to Olympic Agenda 2020."

http://www.tokyo2020.jp/en/news/index.php?mode=page&id=1473">http://www.tokyo2020.jp/en/news/index.p ... ge&id=1473">http://www.tokyo2020.jp/en/news/index.php?mode=page&id=1473



Come talk to me when someone nominates that "faggot cricket game" as an Olympic sport and doesn't get laughed out of the room.  :laugh3:



So we will see if softball gets reinstated as an Olympic sport in 2020. I just hope you are still above ground so you can see it.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Romero

Quote from: "priscilla1961"Wayne Gretzky not too much handsome.

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cc

Any other pics from your collection you would care to share?
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Renee

Quote from: "Romero"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"Wayne Gretzky not too much handsome.

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I guess you are disagreeing with Shen's mom.  :laugh:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.