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RW

I taught my dad a lesson on that one.



My son called him and asked him for a scooter that cost $180.  My dad agreed but my son had to "earn it" by doing a set of chores around the house.  So my son did the chores and got his scooter.  My daughter was given a credit for $180 and had to do chores to earn it, which she did.  So I called my dad up about her gift.  This is how it went:



Me: Dad, you know how you said [my daughter] had a credit?

Dad: Yeah...

Me: Well she figured out that a kitten costs $90 at the SPCA and she figures with $180 she can get two of them.

Dad: Yeah...

Me: We already have two cats and we aren't going to have any more.  She is really excited that she can get these two kittens now so you are going to have to tell her no and she's going to cry her little heart out. (My daughter didn't actually want any kittens.)

Dad: I'm not telling her no!  You have to tell her no!

Me: I'm sorry Dad but this was your offer so you are going to be the one who gives her the bad news.

Dad: Oh Jesus.  Now what am I going to?  I don't want to upset her.

Me: And this is why we don't make offers like this to 10 year olds.

Dad: Yeah....

Me: Oh and she doesn't actually want kittens.  I just wanted to teach you a lesson.

Dad: You little shit!




hahahaha
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"I taught my dad a lesson on that one.



My son called him and asked him for a scooter that cost $180.  My dad agreed but my son had to "earn it" by doing a set of chores around the house.  So my son did the chores and got his scooter.  My daughter was given a credit for $180 and had to do chores to earn it, which she did.  So I called my dad up about her gift.  This is how it went:



Me: Dad, you know how you said [my daughter] had a credit?

Dad: Yeah...

Me: Well she figured out that a kitten costs $90 at the SPCA and she figures with $180 she can get two of them.

Dad: Yeah...

Me: We already have two cats and we aren't going to have any more.  She is really excited that she can get these two kittens now so you are going to have to tell her no and she's going to cry her little heart out. (My daughter didn't actually want any kittens.)

Dad: I'm not telling her no!  You have to tell her no!

Me: I'm sorry Dad but this was your offer so you are going to be the one who gives her the bad news.

Dad: Oh Jesus.  Now what am I going to?  I don't want to upset her.

Me: And this is why we don't make offers like this to 10 year olds.

Dad: Yeah....

Me: Oh and she doesn't actually want kittens.  I just wanted to teach you a lesson.

Dad: You little shit!




hahahaha

You made your point well RW..



I never had to worry myself that my parents would spoil my children because they couldn't afford to do that.

Odinson


RW

Quote from: "Odinson"Could I get the full allowance to post here?

Not at this time.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"Could I get the full allowance to post here?

Not yet.

Renee

Quote from: "RW"I taught my dad a lesson on that one.



My son called him and asked him for a scooter that cost $180.  My dad agreed but my son had to "earn it" by doing a set of chores around the house.  So my son did the chores and got his scooter.  My daughter was given a credit for $180 and had to do chores to earn it, which she did.  So I called my dad up about her gift.  This is how it went:



Me: Dad, you know how you said [my daughter] had a credit?

Dad: Yeah...

Me: Well she figured out that a kitten costs $90 at the SPCA and she figures with $180 she can get two of them.

Dad: Yeah...

Me: We already have two cats and we aren't going to have any more.  She is really excited that she can get these two kittens now so you are going to have to tell her no and she's going to cry her little heart out. (My daughter didn't actually want any kittens.)

Dad: I'm not telling her no!  You have to tell her no!

Me: I'm sorry Dad but this was your offer so you are going to be the one who gives her the bad news.

Dad: Oh Jesus.  Now what am I going to?  I don't want to upset her.

Me: And this is why we don't make offers like this to 10 year olds.

Dad: Yeah....

Me: Oh and she doesn't actually want kittens.  I just wanted to teach you a lesson.

Dad: You little shit!




hahahaha


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Odinson

Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Odinson"Could I get the full allowance to post here?

Not at this time.


Excuse me but you tolerance level doesnt seem to be like that of a lumberjacks.

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Odinson

Quote from: "RW"If I had my way, you wouldn't be here at all.

And why is that?



Because of the rape thing?



Please explain.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Odinson"Could I get the full allowance to post here?

Not at this time.


Excuse me but you tolerance level doesnt seem to be like that of a lumberjacks.

You say some nonsensical things..



I have never thought of lumberjacks as being more or less tolerant than a secretary or an electrician.

Odinson

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Odinson"Could I get the full allowance to post here?

Not at this time.


Excuse me but you tolerance level doesnt seem to be like that of a lumberjacks.

You say some nonsensical things..



I have never thought of lumberjacks as being more or less tolerant than a secretary or an electrician.


I´m sorry if it´s confusing fashie...



I understand...



I.. think past posts, present and ahead... All together..



The result might be confusing...



I dont mean to assault you.

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