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Re: Forum gossip thread by DKG

The old exes are really starting to jock my cock now!

Started by Mel Gibson, December 28, 2015, 02:09:35 AM

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deadskinmask

Quote from: "Shen Li"
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Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch. :wink:  :laugh3:

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

Are you imitating me? If you are keep it up and I will ruv u rong time.

yuck. you need to put that old pussy in a home with grannies cat. lol....
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Anonymous

Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch. :wink:  :laugh3:

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

Are you imitating me? If you are keep it up and I will ruv u rong time.

yuck. you need to put that old pussy in a home with grannies cat. lol....

Spectre? :laugh3:

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!


Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"Renee is a bad influence on you!  :laugh3:

Yes, she is and I should thank her for it.

Odinson

I dont have real "exes" because I was never exclusive...



Kinda sucks when you wanna go somewhere and you cant because of the iron ball and chain... You gotta take her with you which means you have to tone it down..

Mel Gibson

Bitches are bitches!



Lolz!~



The older I get, the more I realize what scum they are!


Renee

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "RW"Renee is a bad influence on you!  :laugh3:

Yes, she is and I should thank her for it.


Never mind that; is my fucking laundry ready? :sneaky2:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Odinson


Odinson

My lord...



You claim to be a tough bunch but you cant even take "melsonite"..

keeper

Quote from: "Odinson"My lord...



You claim to be a tough bunch but you cant even take "melsonite"..


He is lucky we let him post at all.



This isnt the Toilet. go be loyal to her.

Anonymous

Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch. :wink:  :laugh3:

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

It's not 1999, you can update your troll routine. I know the golden oldies are in constant rotation on your other forums, but a little original thought is appreciated here.

deadskinmask

Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "GrAnnie"Ya, there's a couple in the lower mainland.

I was joking, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. White people think their pets are human. I call them lunch. :wink:  :laugh3:

what? you no eat dog. you not even know proper month to cook dog. nobody cook dog for you. you eat dog wrong. you are liar. you so big liar....

It's not 1999, you can update your troll routine. I know the golden oldies are in constant rotation on your other forums, but a little original thought is appreciated here.

*lol. okay, partner. you're right.... i should check my calendar more often.... :(
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Mel Gibson

As I thought, this particular ex is just starting to go through a divorce.



Facebook makes people accessible.



I knew there was something up.  All the women cannot wait to leave Ace, but yet, even 10 years later, they never forget that once they get a taste of the Ace, they can never go back.



Now, this puts me in an awkward position...  She isn't doing so well, and I just KNOW she wants to jock my cock now.  I am a nice guy, with wealth to spare.  My Abs are oh so toned, and my six inch cock gets rock hard when I secretly pop Viagra.



I am the ultimate man for the womenz.



Now, she was a very old ex.  She has since had two kids.  I don't do kids.  Also, I'm sure her pussy and body are all stretched out from these kids, even lessening her appeal even more.



I will have to tread cautiously with this one...



You see?  They ALWAYS come back.  ALWAYS!  I said this years ago on the forum.

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