Songs, Poems & Skits/Plays of the Reject Rodeo

[J0E]

...got any?



I'd thought of one after Renn insulted me and called me names.



I started ta hum this tune in me head, an' something came out



Anyways, y'all kin make up yer own.



Anyways, here's the Rene Song:



Why Can't I make Rene Happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

She huffs and she puffs

As it's never enough

But she can't get enough of a huff!



Why can't I make Rene happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

She can't laugh at a joke

And she should take a toke

She needs ganga to make her a bloke

...and so on. I haven't thought of the rest of the verses yet.

I'll post them as they come to mind.

But at least I have the tune composed.

When I have the time, I'll post it to YouTube.

[Mel Gibson]

I could possibly provide rhythm guitar, and even vocals, once your writings are complete...

[Renee]

...got any?



I'd thought of one after Renn insulted me and called me names.



I started ta hum this tune in me head, an' something came out



Anyways, y'all kin make up yer own.



Anyways, here's the Rene Song:



Why Can't I make Rene Happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

She huffs and she puffs

As it's never enough

But she can't get enough of a huff!



Why can't I make Rene happy?

Why can't I make Rene happy?

She can't laugh at a joke

And she should take a toke

She needs ganga to make her a bloke

...and so on. I haven't thought of the rest of the verses yet.

I'll post them as they come to mind.

But at least I have the tune composed.

When I have the time, I'll post it to YouTube.

Pretty fucking lame, Joey. Don't quit your day job anytime soon.



 I hope your cab driving ability is better than your lyrical skills because you suck.  



Btw shithead, what happened to those drawing you were going to post? How fucking long does it take to draw lewd stick figures with a crayon?

[cc]

It's even worse



A secret .. no cab, no limo

[RW]

Joe already has a song:

[Anonymous]

It's even worse



A secret .. no cab, no limo

No surprise either.