Eye Opening Facts About Orgasms

[Anonymous]

Does it work on squeaky office chairs?

Oh fuck yeah.

[RW]

Does it work on squeaky office chairs?

Oh fuck yeah.

See that ^^^ Crow?



Get some.

[Anonymous]

Does it work on squeaky office chairs?

Oh fuck yeah.

See that ^^^ Crow?



Get some.

Did Crow say it wouldn't work? He's full of beans.

[RW]

No, he just has one hell of a squeaky chair.

[Renee]

No, he just has one hell of a squeaky chair.

Actually it's probably his hip joints. ac_biggrin

[Bricktop]

There are no prosthetics in this beautifully ageless body.

[RW]

You do have a great body.

[Renee]

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[Annie]

Haha, well Renee I guess you don't need wd40 to lube up your throat to puke.....lol

[Bricktop]

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Eat your heart out. Envy? Jealousy?

[Renee]

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Eat your heart out. Envy? Jealousy?

Of what?

[Bricktop]

She got what you want...



Tough luck.



 

[Renee]

She got what you want...



Tough luck.



 

What I want?.....



Explain to me "what I want" or what you think I want and when you are done, I will correct you...AGAIN......Because the reality is......YOU couldn't possibly have a clue as to "what I want".  

[Bricktop]

It is obvious to all the members here that you have the hots for me. You demand my attention at every opportunity, and your asinine attempts at insults are merely a smokescreen to conceal your true feelings.



It could not be more obvious if you wore a placard around your neck reading "I Love Crowley".



As for your constant PM's asking for a photograph, that almost constitutes harassment.

[Renee]

It is obvious to all the members here that you have the hots for me. You demand my attention at every opportunity, and your asinine attempts at insults are merely a smokescreen to conceal your true feelings.



It could not be more obvious if you wore a placard around your neck reading "I Love Crowley".



As for your constant PM's asking for a photograph, that almost constitutes harassment.

Keep telling yourself that, old man as you follow me from thread to thread begging for my attention. I swear to God that if I ever suddenly stop short, your head will go right up my ass. Not a pleasant thought.  



Everyone sees it and more than a few people here have passed on their sympathies to me because of it. If your aim was to creep me out then you have succeeded. Being stalked across this forum by an old ghoul like you is like being trapped in a cyber version of Night of the Living Dead.



 Truth be told, I'd rather be dipped head first in a vat of boiling bat shit than be be part of your sick fantasization. So fuck off you old perv, go on back to fondling yourself to thoughts post menopausal Alabama swamp skank and leave me the fuck alone.