If Cashews were electronic devices...

[reel]

I don't know what Kiebers device is and I'm afraid to ask.

[Bricktop]

Its called a Sybian.



Don't ask.

[RW]

I don't know what Kiebers device is and I'm afraid to ask.

It's the greatest sex toy ever invented.  They make one for men called the Venus too.

[Bricktop]

Nobody asked!!

[RW]

I like to answer the curiosities of others before they ask.



It's just one of the many services I offer in addition to being helpful to elderly women in airports and giving contractors naked shower shows.

[Bricktop]

Elderly women. Pffft. What have they ever done for us.

[Twenty Dollars]

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Sorry no pony tail.... I've got many more. Wanna see em?

Can I be so bold as to ask if your skin started off white and became that brown or if you were a shade of brown before you turned that colour?

Ha. Yes I am white. I spend most of my day without a shirt. Sorry no ponytail. Yes its tropo here, and I love it. My skin is pretty dark after 12 years.  Many folks like myself live like this. Both men and women. I spend about 2 hours a day in the ocean. Ride my bike for short trips and pleasure peddles. I believe you are a reasonable enough person to understand my lifestyle. Im not that happy with what's happening election wise in my country. I have residency here, and no one would force me to leave. This is a happy place with a few draw backs, but It suites me fine. Anyway how can 30,000 Canadians be wrong? Wonder what Renee  will have to say?

[RW]

I understand your lifestyle.  You being as tanned as you are makes sense given your lifestyle.  I am obsessed with not tanning and have to paint colour onto myself to get any.



Your hair does look longer though as you can see a whisp of it on your shoulder and it does look slicked back.  I think that puts you in ponytail candidacy.



I would ask you where your home country is, as you stated you are just a US resident, but I know you won't answer so I won't bother :)

[Anonymous]

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Sorry no pony tail.... I've got many more. Wanna see em?

Can I be so bold as to ask if your skin started off white and became that brown or if you were a shade of brown before you turned that colour?

Ha. Yes I am white. I spend most of my day without a shirt. Sorry no ponytail. Yes its tropo here, and I love it. My skin is pretty dark after 12 years.  Many folks like myself live like this. Both men and women. I spend about 2 hours a day in the ocean. Ride my bike for short trips and pleasure peddles. I believe you are a reasonable enough person to understand my lifestyle. Im not that happy with what's happening election wise in my country. I have residency here, and no one would force me to leave. This is a happy place with a few draw backs, but It suites me fine. Anyway how can 30,000 Canadians be wrong? Wonder what Renee  will have to say?

Is it easy to get permanent residency where you are?

[Twenty Dollars]

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Sorry no pony tail.... I've got many more. Wanna see em?

Can I be so bold as to ask if your skin started off white and became that brown or if you were a shade of brown before you turned that colour?

Ha. Yes I am white. I spend most of my day without a shirt. Sorry no ponytail. Yes its tropo here, and I love it. My skin is pretty dark after 12 years.  Many folks like myself live like this. Both men and women. I spend about 2 hours a day in the ocean. Ride my bike for short trips and pleasure peddles. I believe you are a reasonable enough person to understand my lifestyle. Im not that happy with what's happening election wise in my country. I have residency here, and no one would force me to leave. This is a happy place with a few draw backs, but It suites me fine. Anyway how can 30,000 Canadians be wrong? Wonder what Renee  will have to say?

Is it easy to get permanent residency where you are?

Fash with the right Attorney you can accomplish it easy. The government will not accept anyone and does not. A police record, scetchy origins, no money. Forget about it. I do like it here.

[RW]

Mexican?

[Twenty Dollars]

Mexican?

That's right I'm a Mexican Jew. Ask Scouse. Bloody proud of it too.

[Anonymous]

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Sorry no pony tail.... I've got many more. Wanna see em?

Can I be so bold as to ask if your skin started off white and became that brown or if you were a shade of brown before you turned that colour?

Ha. Yes I am white. I spend most of my day without a shirt. Sorry no ponytail. Yes its tropo here, and I love it. My skin is pretty dark after 12 years.  Many folks like myself live like this. Both men and women. I spend about 2 hours a day in the ocean. Ride my bike for short trips and pleasure peddles. I believe you are a reasonable enough person to understand my lifestyle. Im not that happy with what's happening election wise in my country. I have residency here, and no one would force me to leave. This is a happy place with a few draw backs, but It suites me fine. Anyway how can 30,000 Canadians be wrong? Wonder what Renee  will have to say?

Is it easy to get permanent residency where you are?

Fash with the right Attorney you can accomplish it easy. The government will not accept anyone and does not. A police record, scetchy origins, no money. Forget about it. I do like it here.

It's easier to get long term visas for Panama than CR.

[Twenty Dollars]

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Sorry no pony tail.... I've got many more. Wanna see em?

Can I be so bold as to ask if your skin started off white and became that brown or if you were a shade of brown before you turned that colour?

Ha. Yes I am white. I spend most of my day without a shirt. Sorry no ponytail. Yes its tropo here, and I love it. My skin is pretty dark after 12 years.  Many folks like myself live like this. Both men and women. I spend about 2 hours a day in the ocean. Ride my bike for short trips and pleasure peddles. I believe you are a reasonable enough person to understand my lifestyle. Im not that happy with what's happening election wise in my country. I have residency here, and no one would force me to leave. This is a happy place with a few draw backs, but It suites me fine. Anyway how can 30,000 Canadians be wrong? Wonder what Renee  will have to say?

Is it easy to get permanent residency where you are?

Fash with the right Attorney you can accomplish it easy. The government will not accept anyone and does not. A police record, scetchy origins, no money. Forget about it. I do like it here.

It's easier to get long term visas for Panama than CR.

This is true

[Anonymous]

I am thinking of a doing an all inclusive Panama trip.