E-cigarette explodes inside man's pants pocket

[Twenty Dollars]

So you don't live in California?



My LJs have an ass flap :)

I did live in the SF Bay Area for a long time. Born and raised.

Do you use that ass flap for anything creative?

Ah I see.



Yeah I run around the neighbourhood making ass prints in the snow.



Canadian FTW!

I haven't seen the snow for 12 years or so. I would adore making ass prints in the snow.

[RW]

This is how it's really done:



1. Take all your clothes off.



2. Get in hot tub naked while it's snowing at night.



3. When you get nice and toasty warm, jump out of the tub.



4. Lay in the snow on your back and move your arms up and down and your legs side to side to make a naked snow angel.  If you are really daring, lay in the snow on your stomach.



5. Jump back in the tub.

[Anonymous]

I am sure there are some around somewhere.

searching now

[Twenty Dollars]

All in all smoking is bad for your health.

[Anonymous]

All in all smoking is bad for your health.

I quit smoking fourteen years ago. Best thing I did for my health.