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Started by Renee, March 08, 2016, 11:29:32 AM

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RW

Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
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Quote from: "RW"It's a bit late for your leathery hide dear.


Seriously how do you know this? Have you seen me up close? Did you have a lab analize my photo? Are you simply doing the usual? I think my skin is nice, so do the women I see. On the other hand, you have re enforced the notion that's it a good idea to use it.

I'm sure the old bitches you cavort with love the fact that you match their shoes and purses.



It doesn't take a lab to know what you've done to your skin.  You can see it in the pictures you post.  At the very least slap some butter on those pancakes you call pecs.


I bet they put hubbies to shame. Perhaps those photos you begged me to send were used for unpure actions. Know this now. I'm not sending any more. Wow? Just wow?


I'm truly heart broken.  



I'm terms of body parts, my husband could have a full set of double D's for all I care.  His chest isn't the part I'm most interested in and I assure you his is MUCH bigger than yours.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Renee

Wow, another creepy, old cocksucker pretending that they are some kind of object of desire.  :001_rolleyes:

Seems to be a grotesquely perverse trend developing here.   ac_umm



I'm thinking that it stems from a liberal dose of wishfull thinking and the embarrassing fact that their "hydraulics" no longer work reliability. :laugh3:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


RW

Does Viagara work on a saddle bag?
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

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Quote from: "seoulbro"
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Quote from: "seoulbro"Usually elderly people like TD enjoy sharing the wisdom they have acquired.


Wisdom?

1. Smoking is unhealthy for the smoker and those around.

2. Work your ass off. Save 10% of each pay check for retirement.

3. Eat a healthy diet.

4. Get plenty of exercise.

5. Don't let the wannabes bring you down

6. Self control is the key to life.

Seouldude. This is how I've lived and continue to live. Something wrong?

No, but you left out number seven on your list. Pretend to be dumber than a flower pot on some forums.

Key word... Pretend. Ur a good sport Seouldude.

I troll once in a while too. The trick is knowing when to give it a rest.

RW

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "seoulbro"Usually elderly people like TD enjoy sharing the wisdom they have acquired.


Wisdom?

1. Smoking is unhealthy for the smoker and those around.

2. Work your ass off. Save 10% of each pay check for retirement.

3. Eat a healthy diet.

4. Get plenty of exercise.

5. Don't let the wannabes bring you down

6. Self control is the key to life.

Seouldude. This is how I've lived and continue to live. Something wrong?

No, but you left out number seven on your list. Pretend to be dumber than a flower pot on some forums.

Key word... Pretend. Ur a good sport Seouldude.

I troll once in a while too. The trick is knowing when to give it a rest.

 ac_toofunny
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "seoulbro"Usually elderly people like TD enjoy sharing the wisdom they have acquired.


Wisdom?

1. Smoking is unhealthy for the smoker and those around.

2. Work your ass off. Save 10% of each pay check for retirement.

3. Eat a healthy diet.

4. Get plenty of exercise.

5. Don't let the wannabes bring you down

6. Self control is the key to life.

Seouldude. This is how I've lived and continue to live. Something wrong?

No, but you left out number seven on your list. Pretend to be dumber than a flower pot on some forums.

Key word... Pretend. Ur a good sport Seouldude.

I troll once in a while too. The trick is knowing when to give it a rest.

 ac_toofunny

The BF gang doesn't seem to know when to step back.

Renee

Quote from: "RW"Does Viagara work on a saddle bag?


I don't know about the Viagra but at least no one is going to want to make a lampshade out of him.  Well....not unless you are going for an old west sort of motif.  ac_biggrin



Yes dont worry, I'm entering the express tube to hell as I write this. :laugh3:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Twenty Dollars

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Does Viagara work on a saddle bag?


I don't know about the Viagra but at least no one is going to want to make a lampshade out of him.  Well....not unless you are going for an old west sort of motif.  ac_biggrin



Yes dont worry, I'm entering the express tube to hell as I write this. :laugh3:


No shit Sherlock. I love being me.

Renee

Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Does Viagara work on a saddle bag?


I don't know about the Viagra but at least no one is going to want to make a lampshade out of him.  Well....not unless you are going for an old west sort of motif.  ac_biggrin



Yes dont worry, I'm entering the express tube to hell as I write this. :laugh3:


No shit Sherlock. I love being me.


 :oeudC:



I'm glad for you.



It must be because, as I pointed out previously....you are unique among your tribe.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


deadskinmask

i think if i had a dead jew, i'd make a money clip out of him rather than a lampshade.... i think they would be naturally good for that.... or turn him into a stack of complaint forms.... lol....
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Renee

Quote from: "deadskinmask"i think if i had a dead jew, i'd make a money clip out of him rather than a lampshade.... i think they would be naturally good for that.... or turn him into a stack of complaint forms.... lol....


Noice....



You just earned a spot on one of the 9 circles. :laugh3:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "deadskinmask"i think if i had a dead jew, i'd make a money clip out of him rather than a lampshade.... i think they would be naturally good for that.... or turn him into a stack of complaint forms.... lol....

What is a money clip?

deadskinmask

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"i think if i had a dead jew, i'd make a money clip out of him rather than a lampshade.... i think they would be naturally good for that.... or turn him into a stack of complaint forms.... lol....

What is a money clip?

its a small (usually metal) thin clip (usually somewhat decorative) for holding money.... it looks like a very nice clothespin that someone ran over with a steamroller....
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Twenty Dollars

Quote from: "deadskinmask"i think if i had a dead jew, i'd make a money clip out of him rather than a lampshade.... i think they would be naturally good for that.... or turn him into a stack of complaint forms.... lol....


Out of my rib? Looks like my hide is unfit for lamp shades.

deadskinmask

Quote from: "Twenty Dollars"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"i think if i had a dead jew, i'd make a money clip out of him rather than a lampshade.... i think they would be naturally good for that.... or turn him into a stack of complaint forms.... lol....


Out of my rib? Looks like my hide is unfit for lamp shades.

maybe a cover for the oven light.... lol....
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