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If our octopus doesn't get you...

Started by Bricktop, March 19, 2018, 12:26:54 AM

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Bricktop

The spiders will.



https://www.fiveaa.com.au/news/WATCH-OUT-Adelaide-Is-Currently-Under-Attack-From-Spiders">//https://www.fiveaa.com.au/news/WATCH-OUT-Adelaide-Is-Currently-Under-Attack-From-Spiders



Deadly spiders everywhere. Can't go into our homes, can't go into the sea!!!



Help, Canada, HELP.

Frood

Huntsman aren't so bad. If you've got them in your house, they're eating white tails, daddy's, and the rare redback that wanders in through the roof vents. Their bite isn't pleasant but it's pretty difficult to get them to bite you even when handling them unless you trap and apply pressure on them. Then they'll bite and who wouldn't?
Blahhhhhh...

Bricktop

You just HAVE to chime in whenever anything to do with Australia is mentioned.



Can't help yourself, you plastic import.

Frood

You have a problem with what I said?
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"The spiders will.



https://www.fiveaa.com.au/news/WATCH-OUT-Adelaide-Is-Currently-Under-Attack-From-Spiders">//https://www.fiveaa.com.au/news/WATCH-OUT-Adelaide-Is-Currently-Under-Attack-From-Spiders



Deadly spiders everywhere. Can't go into our homes, can't go into the sea!!!



Help, Canada, HELP.

Are they harmless spiders?

Bricktop

No. They're lethal.



Everything here is lethal. Spiders, snakes, koalas, platypus, butterflies, octopus...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"No. They're lethal.



Everything here is lethal. Spiders, snakes, koalas, platypus, butterflies, octopus...

Even the bunnies..



But, that would be a worry poisonous spiders getting into a house or a bed.

Bricktop

Twas ever thus...but we're accustomed to them, and know the dangers and signs of their presence.



Its the same principle that prevents Canadians being eaten by bears.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Twas ever thus...but we're accustomed to them, and know the dangers and signs of their presence.



Its the same principle that prevents Canadians being eaten by bears.

Bears getting into houses is pretty rare.

Bricktop

And from what I've seen, if a bear is, or has been, in your house, its rather obvious.