This is what unwanted flirting feels like

[Anonymous]

That's all wieners are, bologna! When my kids were small and we didn't have wieners when they wanted hot dogs, I rolled up slices of bologna  

Do you have French's mustard in your fridge?



Herman is on his way to your house.

 

[Annie]

I do! And Dijon as well!  ac_biggrin

[Anonymous]

I do! And Dijon as well!  ac_biggrin

That might be a little too high class for Herman.

 

[Annie]

[Anonymous]

Herman would use his finest plastic cutley. Not from mickey d's mind you, Chili's---oooohhh.

[RW]

"Miserable"? You sure about that or is that an assumption?

For a miserable person, you sure laugh a lot.

[Anonymous]

"Miserable"? You sure about that or is that an assumption?

For a miserable person, you sure laugh a lot.

For a miserable lady, she makes me laugh a lot.

[Bricktop]

Why do they try such stupid pick up lines. I had a guy sidle up to me and ask how on earth I got into my hot pants (which were stretchy cotton/lycra gingham) and then give me death stares for the rest of the night when my logical response was, I stepped into them one leg at a time like normal people. Why? How do you put your pants on?

I don't have a lot of luck with pick up lines.



I went up to a chick at a bar and asked if there was an asshole in her panties.



She said yes.



So I asked her if she'd like another one...



Fail.

[Annie]

[Annie]

When I was a teen I had a guy come up to me and ask if I wanted to go halfers on a baby. And last year some young guy in a car asked me if I liked anal  

[RW]

I remember that Annie.  hahaha  Men these days are so quick and to the point.

[Annie]

Caught me off guard with that last one. But I did smile and shrug my shoulders lol

[Anonymous]

When I was a teen I had a guy come up to me and ask if I wanted to go halfers on a baby. And last year some young guy in a car asked me if I liked anal  

 

[Bricktop]

I saw a really hot chick in a bar.



I went up to her, and put $100 on the bartop in front of her.



I said "Use this to buy your drinks. As soon as I start looking good to you, we can go to your place."



Fail.

[Renee]

"Miserable"? You sure about that or is that an assumption?

For a miserable person, you sure laugh a lot.

That's because I'm fucken funny.



Look at me, do I look miserable to you? ac_biggrin