10 Facts on Farts

[Berry Sweet]

I love to fart...sometimeswhen i know its gonna be arumbler trumpet....I tell everyone to ""ssshhhh....whats that noise??""....a few seconds in while they are straining to listen, i let the trumpet riiip.....good times!

[Annie]

Next time get into a crowded elevator and say "Do I smell popcorn?"

[Twenty Dollars]

Wonder why Dinky hasn't posted his thoughts regarding human gas, and ways to trap and use it.

[Annie]

Farts are great on a freezing cold day and you don't want to get out of bed.....

[GORDY GAMBINO]

set fire to them and ya got ya central heating right there in bed with ya Annie no need for smelly hubby.

[Annie]

I haz no hubby Gordy, I kicked him out awhile ago. I'm talking about when I'm in bed alone, sooo much better than a heating blanket!