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Annie

#45
May 01, 2016, 02:25:21 AM
Lately I've been drinking lots of these:



http://i64.tinypic.com/2lc4rm.gif"> It's kind of high octane but it get's er done!
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

RW

#46
May 01, 2016, 02:29:57 AM
I had too many Heineken tonight.  Some guy licked me and I let him keep his tongue.  I think I'm drunk.



Hahaha
Beware of Gaslighters!

Renee

#47
May 01, 2016, 03:18:34 AM
Quote from: "RW"I had too many Heineken tonight.  Some guy licked me and I let him keep his tongue.  I think I'm drunk.



Hahaha


Licked you? :ohmy:  :yuk:



Where the fuck do you hang out......wait... I don't want to know. :laugh3:



My sister and I did the around the world challenge at world showcase in Epcot while on vacation. That's where you drink a beer from all 11 counties around the 7seas lagoon. Some of the brews are pretty fucken bad.



Normally I can drink 11 beers in the course of the day without getting fucked up too badly but we got a late start and tried to do it in 2hrs. We started in France and by the time we got to Canada (10th) beer I was completely obliterated.



We stumbled into the Rose and Crown pub in the UK for 7 o'clock dinner reservations and proceeded to drink God knows how many "snake bites" (equal parts Harp lager and hard cider).



I walked, staggered, crawled.....I don't fucking know.....because it was with blurred vision and probably one eye open, back to the condo. I remember or I think I remember they were showing the most recent Star Wars movie on the Boardwalk lawn but I'm not really too sure. All I could think of was get back to the room and passed out or throw up, which ever came first.



How my sister got back.....I don't know.....I left her to fend for herself somewhere along the way. For all I knew she could have fallen in the canal between the resort and Epcot and got eaten by aligators. :laugh:



The worst and most frustrating part was when I hit the bed I got the spins and had to put the anchor out. But the bed was too high for my short legs and I must have slid off the bed while trying to put my foot on the floor. I woke up around 1am, on the floor, fully clothed to the sound of my little sister in the bathroom losing her Shepard's pie. :laugh3:



I haven't drank since.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Annie

#48
May 01, 2016, 03:27:13 AM
He licked you?  :2r4ml1j_th:   :laugh:
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

RW

#49
May 01, 2016, 03:32:59 AM
Hilarious Renee hahaha!



Yeah.  There was a dog and he kept licking my hand.  I said to the guy that I don't like dogs because they lick.  He said, "I thought girls liked being licked."  I said, "Not by dogs."  So he licked my arm.    :beurk:



I hope it tasted like dog slobber hahaha
Beware of Gaslighters!

Annie

#50
May 01, 2016, 03:51:11 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I had too many Heineken tonight.  Some guy licked me and I let him keep his tongue.  I think I'm drunk.



Hahaha


Licked you? :ohmy:  :yuk:



Where the fuck do you hang out......wait... I don't want to know. :laugh3:



My sister and I did the around the world challenge at world showcase in Epcot while on vacation. That's where you drink a beer from all 11 counties around the 7seas lagoon. Some of the brews are pretty fucken bad.



Normally I can drink 11 beers in the course of the day without getting fucked up too badly but we got a late start and tried to do it in 2hrs. We started in France and by the time we got to Canada (10th) beer I was completely obliterated.



We stumbled into the Rose and Crown pub in the UK for 7 o'clock dinner reservations and proceeded to drink God knows how many "snake bites" (equal parts Harp lager and hard cider).



I walked, staggered, crawled.....I don't fucking know.....because it was with blurred vision and probably one eye open, back to the condo. I remember or I think I remember they were showing the most recent Star Wars movie on the Boardwalk lawn but I'm not really too sure. All I could think of was get back to the room and passed out or throw up, which ever came first.



How my sister got back.....I don't know.....I left her to fend for herself somewhere along the way. For all I knew she could have fallen in the canal between the resort and Epcot and got eaten by aligators. :laugh:



The worst and most frustrating part was when I hit the bed I got the spins and had to put the anchor out. But the bed was too high for my short legs and I must have slid off the bed while trying to put my foot on the floor. I woke up around 1am, on the floor, fully clothed to the sound of my little sister in the bathroom losing her Shepard's pie. :laugh3:



I haven't drank since.


I bet I could drink you under the table  :wink:  ac_biggrin
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Renee

#51
May 01, 2016, 09:59:45 AM
Quote from: "Annie"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I had too many Heineken tonight.  Some guy licked me and I let him keep his tongue.  I think I'm drunk.



Hahaha


Licked you? :ohmy:  :yuk:



Where the fuck do you hang out......wait... I don't want to know. :laugh3:



My sister and I did the around the world challenge at world showcase in Epcot while on vacation. That's where you drink a beer from all 11 counties around the 7seas lagoon. Some of the brews are pretty fucken bad.



Normally I can drink 11 beers in the course of the day without getting fucked up too badly but we got a late start and tried to do it in 2hrs. We started in France and by the time we got to Canada (10th) beer I was completely obliterated.



We stumbled into the Rose and Crown pub in the UK for 7 o'clock dinner reservations and proceeded to drink God knows how many "snake bites" (equal parts Harp lager and hard cider).



I walked, staggered, crawled.....I don't fucking know.....because it was with blurred vision and probably one eye open, back to the condo. I remember or I think I remember they were showing the most recent Star Wars movie on the Boardwalk lawn but I'm not really too sure. All I could think of was get back to the room and passed out or throw up, which ever came first.



How my sister got back.....I don't know.....I left her to fend for herself somewhere along the way. For all I knew she could have fallen in the canal between the resort and Epcot and got eaten by aligators. :laugh:



The worst and most frustrating part was when I hit the bed I got the spins and had to put the anchor out. But the bed was too high for my short legs and I must have slid off the bed while trying to put my foot on the floor. I woke up around 1am, on the floor, fully clothed to the sound of my little sister in the bathroom losing her Shepard's pie. :laugh3:



I haven't drank since.


I bet I could drink you under the table  :wink:  ac_biggrin


Probably.....I'm not exactly a big drinker. But throw some food in there and I'll take that challenge. :laugh3:



In fact, I'm shocked that I didn't lose it. For a moment on my walk back to the resort, I thought I was going to blow chunks in the bushes outside the little wedding pavilion that's by the side of the lagoon. But I held it together because drunk puking in public is highly discouraged on Disney property.  :laugh3:



I can't help but think how bad it would have been if I did barf and it would have been attrocious if there was an evening wedding taking place. It would have been a real nice touch to have some drunk fat chick heaving in the weeds, 20 feet away while some starry-eyed couple was taking their vows......Classy affair for sure.  :roll:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Renee

#52
May 01, 2016, 10:05:44 AM
Quote from: "RW"Hilarious Renee hahaha!



Yeah.  There was a dog and he kept licking my hand.  I said to the guy that I don't like dogs because they lick.  He said, "I thought girls liked being licked."  I said, "Not by dogs."  So he licked my arm.    :beurk:



I hope it tasted like dog slobber hahaha


Was it his seeing-eye dog? ac_biggrin
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Twenty Dollars

#53
May 01, 2016, 10:22:18 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Annie"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I had too many Heineken tonight.  Some guy licked me and I let him keep his tongue.  I think I'm drunk.



Hahaha


Licked you? :ohmy:  :yuk:



Where the fuck do you hang out......wait... I don't want to know. :laugh3:



My sister and I did the around the world challenge at world showcase in Epcot while on vacation. That's where you drink a beer from all 11 counties around the 7seas lagoon. Some of the brews are pretty fucken bad.



Normally I can drink 11 beers in the course of the day without getting fucked up too badly but we got a late start and tried to do it in 2hrs. We started in France and by the time we got to Canada (10th) beer I was completely obliterated.



We stumbled into the Rose and Crown pub in the UK for 7 o'clock dinner reservations and proceeded to drink God knows how many "snake bites" (equal parts Harp lager and hard cider).



I walked, staggered, crawled.....I don't fucking know.....because it was with blurred vision and probably one eye open, back to the condo. I remember or I think I remember they were showing the most recent Star Wars movie on the Boardwalk lawn but I'm not really too sure. All I could think of was get back to the room and passed out or throw up, which ever came first.



How my sister got back.....I don't know.....I left her to fend for herself somewhere along the way. For all I knew she could have fallen in the canal between the resort and Epcot and got eaten by aligators. :laugh:



The worst and most frustrating part was when I hit the bed I got the spins and had to put the anchor out. But the bed was too high for my short legs and I must have slid off the bed while trying to put my foot on the floor. I woke up around 1am, on the floor, fully clothed to the sound of my little sister in the bathroom losing her Shepard's pie. :laugh3:



I haven't drank since.


I bet I could drink you under the table  :wink:  ac_biggrin


Probably.....I'm not exactly a big drinker. But throw some food in there and I'll take that challenge. :laugh3:



In fact, I'm shocked that I didn't lose it. For a moment on my walk back to the resort, I thought I was going to blow chunks in the bushes outside the little wedding pavilion that's by the side of the lagoon. But I held it together because drunk puking in public is highly discouraged on Disney property.  :laugh3:



I can't help but think how bad it would have been if I did barf and it would have been attrocious if there was an evening wedding taking place. It would have been a real nice touch to have some drunk fat chick heaving in the weeds, 20 feet away while some starry-eyed couple was taking their vows......Classy affair for sure.  :roll:


 ac_hithere  :thumbup:

priscilla1961

#54
May 01, 2016, 11:39:47 AM
I don't like the beer.
My Daughter Is Sweeter Than Fucking Sugar!!

Annie

#55
May 01, 2016, 08:24:52 PM
Haha Renee, you could photo bomb puke!   :laugh3:
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Renee

#56
May 03, 2016, 05:23:13 PM
Quote from: "Annie"Haha Renee, you could photo bomb puke!   :laugh3:


Yeah and then flash my boob's and flip everyone off. :laugh3:



OMG, that would be horrifying. :shock:  :laugh3:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Anonymous

#57
May 04, 2016, 01:45:00 AM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Annie"Haha Renee, you could photo bomb puke!   :laugh3:


Yeah and then flash my boob's and flip everyone off. :laugh3:



OMG, that would be horrifying. :shock:  :laugh3:

Beer makes you wild.

Annie

#58
May 04, 2016, 02:38:01 AM
Beer, beer makes me a jolly good fellow, whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear, that's why I like beer!
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Renee

#59
May 04, 2016, 07:54:30 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Annie"Haha Renee, you could photo bomb puke!   :laugh3:


Yeah and then flash my boob's and flip everyone off. :laugh3:



OMG, that would be horrifying. :shock:  :laugh3:

Beer makes you wild.


Actually I'm pretty sedate if I just stick to beer, mix it with shots of bourbon and I get melancholy and belligerent......well more so than usual. :laugh3:



In other words I'll punch you in the face and then cry because I feel bad about doing it.  :laugh3:



In case you can't tell, I'm a real fun drunk.   :nea:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.
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